Manhole Cover

noun: A Butt Plug owned by a man.

Like a diamond in the rough, Larry uncovered Ed's bejeweled Manhole Cover.

by SteveHeaves December 22, 2020

Snap My Coker

1. When one pulls an elastic choker and releases it, causing the choker to “snap” onto the wearer’s neck

2. Also known as “Break My Collar”, Snap My Choker refers to an erotic subgenre where a man would attempt to break one’s choker necklace by aggresive oral sex. The bulge from the wearer’s throat will cause the a high tension force on the choker, thus causing it to break/snap.

1. Pull on my collar. Don’t be shy. Snap My Coker.

2. I want you to Snap My Choker. Destroy my throat with that huge dick of yours~!

by HorniB0i April 7, 2023

duvet cover

An item bought at stores like Bed Bath & Beyond. Its exact nature and purpose remains a mystery to single men. The only way to uncover its manifold secrets is to marry a woman, and then be forced to go shopping for one.

Friend: Hey! You wanna hang out?
Newly-wed man: Sorry, man. We have to go shopping for a duvet cover.
Friend: What the hell is that?
Newly-wed man: I dunno, but apparently we need one.

by A newly-wed man October 10, 2010

Out-kicked His Coverage

When a guy has a girlfriend who is way out of his league.

"Did you see his wife?! Yeah, he definitely out-kicked his coverage."

by tits mcgrath January 18, 2009

Under Cover Penis Lover

(n.) A closet homosexual male. Acts homophobic around his friends to try and disguise his true love for the penis.

Started by nugluh on YouTube.

That Chuck Norris character is a little tooo masculine... could he possibly be an Under Cover Penis Lover?

by teenybeeny December 9, 2008

Seat Cover

Trucker talk for a cute girl driving down the road.

Breaker breaker 1-9 . . . there's a seat cover heading south on I-5 outside of Salem in a silver volkswagon.

by C.JO March 17, 2004

cover up

something meant to obfuscate or conceal the truth

This is the most half-baked cover up I've ever seen.

by The Return of Light Joker September 8, 2009