CRT Certified

A funny way of describing non hd tv's or dvd's or cable boxes etc.

Josue: Jonathan my CRT Certified exploded!
Jonathan: Just purchase a Sony Bravia HDTV duh!

by LOSTINOZ May 29, 2009

Cortacal

(n.) The West Coast feed of the annual Ithaca College vs. Cortland rivalry game, the Cortaca Jug, presented at the Casting Office Bar and Grill in Universal City, California - 8 AM sharp.

(n.) A total shitshow where your drunk employed friends will offer you jobs that they can't possibly follow through on.

Dude, I'm going to drink two Four Lokos before I go to Cortacal today. CORTLAND SUCKS!!!

by jadamsx November 15, 2010

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

CORT

A really attractive guy. A guy who get's more girls than seemingly possible by his looks.

That guy is soooo Cort.

by juan December 16, 2003

Certified Cock Technician

A very experienced female that knows her way around the male penis and able to take her partner to ejaculation at will. Often very good with her blowjobs, being able to deepthroat and pay attention to the balls while having exceptional tongue skills. A certified Cock Technician's only goal is servicing and pleasuring her partner's cock with an expertise matched by very few. This coveted certification is tough to earn and those lucky few labeled shall be extremely experienced, filthy, and well tested.

Man, I pulled Mary from the bar last night. Wow! Let me tell you, she is certified cock technician!

by JD100 February 26, 2010

Certified 20

Based on a attractiveness scale of 1 to 10. A certified 20 exceeds the attractiveness scale by 10 points.

Basically, he/she is really HOT!

Check out that chick. She is a certified 20 for sure.

by TheMaximus December 14, 2010

Clert

A clert is defined as an ambiguous bodily function that can be performed by any human regardless of gender but probably only by those who have passed puberty.

Oops! I think I may have just clerted. Forgive me.

by DJ Tasty Licks December 10, 2010