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cockerham

when a girl gives a handjob while shes eating a ham sandwhich.
eric recived a cockerham at the lunch table
by hamsandwhich July 25, 2012
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Cocketry

Acting like a cock with physical and or verbal actions
I am sick and tired of your cocketry
Stop being such a cock, your cocketry is getting on my nerves.
Damn man, Steve's cocketry is getting ridiculous.
by McGothington August 20, 2011
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cockerism

When your dick starts spinning faster than a helicopter's blades, causing you to fly into the air with unlimited power.
Bystander 1: "Oh my god, Billy's having a cockerism!

Bystander 2: "It looks like his dick is going 9000 miles per hour!"
by TheCockerist April 15, 2017
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Cockpermit

The act of enabling people to screw.

Opposite of cockblock.
“He’s such a cockpermit — he turned on sexy music and left the room.”
by Incrediboyman December 7, 2018
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ball cocker

a term mistakenly used by a person trying to cover up the work cock blocker when litte kids are near.
kyasia was with her friends running home after meeting guy.

" madeline, your such a cock blocker"
" shut up kyasia , there is a little kid around"
"sorry , i mean ball cocker."
by jnastyx3 February 8, 2010
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cockference

dude 1: dude, i heard you and woman broke up.
dude 2: yeah, i'm really bummed.
dude 1: all right, meet me in a half an hour for a cockference.
by be_dop_bop_man June 12, 2011
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Cocktease

1.) A girl who flirts with boys but has no intention of hooking up with them. Often giving them the impression that she has interest, but this will usually lead into a trap, or essentially "tricking" the boy into developing feelings for the girl. And in turn the boy will be stunned when he is rejected. Girls who do this are typically whores, and/or starved for attention. AVOID AT ALL COST!
2.) A girl who dresses provocatively, often focusing on her breasts, or ass as highlighted features to help draw attention of males. She uses this to arrouse boys at her disposal if successful. Hence the term "Cockteaser". On a sidenote: these girls will tend to act innocent as if they didn't know what they were doing, or what is going on. If a cocktease should ever give you the line "Well you read too much into it." SIMPLY RESPOND: "NO SHIT COCKTEASE, YOU GAVE OUT ALL THE SIGNALS YOU FUCKING WHORE!" OR "JESUS, YOUR SUCH A FUCKING COCKTEASE!"
Hannah talks to Eric and gives him several hints that she likes him. Some are subtle, but most are obvious. Over the course of time he will develope a friendship with the cocktease, and eventually ask her out on a date. When this happens she will either flat-out reject him or give him some lame brain excuse. When in reality, Hannah is fucking black guys in mall-parking lots left & right and God knows where else. Hannah is liar/cunt/whore...but above all, A COCKTEASE!
by Newsflash February 19, 2008
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