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cocking a beer

Striking your beer bottle straight down on someone else's beer bottle such that the concussive force causes the other's beer to erupt like a foamy volcano. A common grundy to play on a lightweight by feigning to cheers them. The word cock is an onomatopoeia for the sound of the collision.
Example of cocking a beer:
Jaime: Dude, that guy Cam is trying to pimp Tammy and he's totally a lightweight.
Robert: Yeah dude, you should go cock his beer.
Jaime: Hell ya dude.
by i1abnrk August 30, 2011
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Jock Cocking

When a group of males form in a circle and start masturbating then preform brutal anal fisting
Yoooo me and the boys are going Jock Cocking tonight bro! Wanna come?
by Jewish Bacon Sauce June 4, 2019
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Internet Cocking

Bob and Mike decided to do some internet cocking to see if they could find the largest cock out there.

Hey Dude, I found a cock that measured 13 inches long and had a 4 inch girth. OMG.....the size of a horse!
Hey, Sally could take it.....she's a known cavern.
by kimgee April 25, 2010
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cock ring

When a woman proposes to a man buy slobbing his knob if he says i do then they get married, but if he refuses to marry her she bites his dick really fuckin hard, then runs out the door and shits all over the sidewalk...usually.
When vanessa gave rj a cock ring he lied to her saying he would marry her but when she finished sucking his dick he slipped out the back door
by eddie van halen January 30, 2005
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cocking

coughing & choking at the same time, typically after ingesting too much alcohol.
"I shouldn't have had that last shot of Jager-I was totally cocking afterwards."
by mandazeeee. August 6, 2009
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dual vibrating cock ring

kinky sex toy to maximize the amount of pleasure two people have during sex. LOTS AND LOTS OF ORGASMS....makes people scream SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Rachel has a pink dual vibrating cock ring she uses when she has sex.
by amandasexpot March 16, 2010
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ryan cocking

a man/woman, name ryan, who enjoys cock, ie meg ryan, ryan c.(famous new zealand hockey player) etc etc
"who is that?" reply:"ryan cocking"
by NOTgray August 16, 2009
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