cockline

a basic general mythical story made up by angry argumentative Canadians to gain attention during sessions of hard chat

'you guys don't know what cocklines are? gather around'

by asidjazz May 14, 2008

big cockaniteis

a disease in which your dick gets so big it explodes. And then your left with nothing but a hole which makes you a chick.

Over dose on viagra, it gives u big cockaniteis

by christapher walkins August 15, 2009

cocklash

The act of pulling out your manhood and beating it against something to give a flesh-on-flesh slapping sound. It can be something of yours (leg, stomach), someone else (girlfriend's face) or an inanimate object (getting it out in the pub and Wapping it out onto the table)

I was running to answer the phone after having just got out the shower and gave myself a nasty case of cocklash.

by kymcleod October 17, 2003

cockananny

cockananny1-to talk gibberish
cockananny2-to shove cock in nanny's mouth

-Stop talking cockananny!
-take your cockananny out of her mouth!
-we were fighting with our cockananny

by Jason November 13, 2004

cockanus

(1)a lyric from a tenacious D song.(2)a big hairy vagina eating monster that smells like shit and looks like a cock.(3)Dean Dowdall

You fucking cockanus.The person recieving the abuse is therefore either number (2) or number (3)

by ANDY CLARKE February 5, 2004

cockranger

A cockranger is a someone or something that shoots giant dildos with his magic bow of gayness,usually while playing the game known as dungeons and dragons.

rob:sweet!i just rolled a 29.what happens?
elf:you destroy the magic dragon with your magic bow you cockranging son of a bitch.
rob:um cool....I think.
elf:you silly cockranger.

by Earl(The Snake)White July 29, 2008

cockanarium

is an aquarium-like tank to display floating, fake cocks.

"My wife displays her dildos in a cockanarium in the living room".

by A.McPherson September 1, 2009