Benedict Cockblock

A name coined by comedian Adam Carolla to describe a male who cock blocks other males.
Benedict Cockblock is a derivative of the name Benedict Arnold and is close cousin of the Uncle Dude.

The name first appeared on the 2.27.2009 episode of Adam Carolla's podcast during a conversation with guest Bill Simmons.

link;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb-6m8i5fkc

A Benedict Cockblock is guy who goes to a bachelor party and then tells his wife everything that happened.

or

A guy who tells his wife that a friend is cheating. Then the wife inevitably tells the friend's wife.

by dudeiwatedforyouman March 3, 2009

Dream cockblock

When someone or something wakes you up from a dream where you're about to screw a hot chick

"Damn man, my alarm dream cockblocked me today."
"Yeah me too, 'cept it was my mom vaccuming."

by irtv rthvjei September 24, 2011

COVID Cockblock

The quarantines interference in getting you laid.

Bros: Walking over to talk to those girls at the sitting at the bar.

Waitress: excuse me guys due to social distancing you can’t stand around the bar.

- we were COVID cockblocked :(

by JosieRock May 21, 2020

Conversational Cockblock

Whenever you're talking to somebody, and no matter what or how many witty or interesting things you say, they reply with things such as, "cool" or "yeah." They won't allow a good conversation by making it suck with their one word answers.

Debbie: "I was texting Conrad last night."
Sally: "What did you guys talk about?"
Debbie: "More like, "what did I talk about?" because he was being a conversational cockblock the whole time."

by playinitcool June 10, 2010

Conversation Cockblock

A word that immediately stops a conversation. It makes the other person feels so awkward that they end the conversation themselves.

"Hey whats up?"
"Nothing..."
Conversation Cockblock-ed

"So I worked yesterday"
"ok..."
Conversation Cockblock-ed

by Quiksquirl December 20, 2010

mongolian cockblock

A violent cockblock.

"I was chatting up this girl at a party and some dude who liked her straight up Mongolian cockblocked! Tackled me and beat me about the head and shoulders."

by captainsausage July 22, 2008

Nuclear cockblock

When you have a friend, relative or brother who lives with you and your girlfriend, and who blocks the entrance to your girlfriend's cunt every time you want to have sex with her.

You live with your Girlfriend AND your Brother? That must be a nuclear cockblock.

by Shockdude July 6, 2010