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dude brah contest

A challenge between dude brahs for who can use the most dudes and brahs in one sentence.
"Yo Brah! I was like duuude, braahhhh!"
"Dude."

"Dude, I touched this chick's brah man!"
"Dude! You are my Brah, Dude!"
by Let-The-Surf-Shine-In April 14, 2004
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pissing contest

1. a dispute that's a matter of one side's claims or bluster against the other's; a word feud; bickering; belly bumping. Contrary to some definitions, women are quite capable of(although usually less inclined to) "hold their own" in a pissing contest, which could morph into a shirt-shredding cat fight

2. many of the pointless definitions at this site that every one over the age of 8 already knows the meaning of
Liberal Conservative
Goth Prep
Pro-life Pro-Choice
Religion Atheist
ad nauseum in aeternum
by mandingoe June 8, 2004
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Coatesing

The act of looking busy and important, when in fact you are doing nothing, and just slacking.
"Hey, look at Deb, she is Coatesing!"
by Ohhhhhh December 8, 2004
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Munt Contest

The art of finding the ugliest looking females (or munts) on Myspace, saving the links and then trading the links off against another player, a la Top Trumps. Usually played over an instant messaging service like MSN Messenger.

The two players are given a certain amount of time (usually one hour) to find five random pictures of munts each on Myspace by any means necessary. The only rules are that it must be a different munt each time and that the picture must be full size - i.e a profile picture on a profile set to private is not enough. These links are then usually saved onto a Notepad or Wordpad document for ease of copy and pasting into an IM window later.

Once the time is up, the players go head to head with their pictures, and out of fairness, the player who starts first will show their second picture second and then their third picture first etc.

A decision is then made by the contestants after each turn, unless the players can't agree, in which case, a neutral third party gets the casting vote. Whoever has the muntiest picture for that round wins and gets one point. The rules for how munty a munt is aren't clear, but in general, odder looking munts usually prevail over ones who are clinically obese.

The first to three points wins, but the game continues until all pictures are shown for posterity.
"Dude, I totally just caned you in a Munt Contest!!"

"lol"
by thrashduck October 25, 2009
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pity contest

Both individuals are fighting on who has it worse
Stop fighting this is not a pity contest
by Kkkkolavomb August 12, 2016
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Dirty Cortes

When you put your finger up your own butthole and then put it in your own mouth. Then after you lick the butthole essence of your finger, you lick someone’s ice cream cone.
My ice cream cone tastes funny; I think Ronaldo gave me the old Dirty Cortes.
by Cheeks Clapperton June 6, 2020
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sugar-coated lies

Those donuts aren't food, they are poison. Same with chocolate chip cookies, the double Dutch chocolate cake, the can of soda, the bag of potato chips, and the pretzel-wrapped hotdogs.

All that junk isn't food, it doesn't fuel you, it kills you! it literally kills you!
Me: "I'm hungry"

*Reaches for a donut*
Jocko: THOSE DONUTS AREN'T FOOD, THEY ARE SUGAR-COATED LIES!
by supersizedmcshizzle April 13, 2023
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