Client

known as somebody attending a dick appointment

marissa: “ girl my client is waiting “
melany: “go ahead girl”

by mrs. potatahead November 17, 2020

Thin Client

When a guy has a really thin dick and its compared to a shitty fake computer some work places use . A small dick that doesn't work and shitty computer that doesn't work are one in the same.

Gina tried to bang him but his thin client was useless.

small dick thin

by DRoyNEC May 3, 2011

Clunt

A milder corm of the term "cunt" to be used in mixed company.

"If you don't shut your mouth, I'm going to kick you in the clunt."

by farfrumsober October 27, 2011

clunt

two cunts and a clit, the opposit eof a clunt is a clint: two clits and a cunt
actually finding a scenario in which you would find two clits and only one cunt is quite rare

i was with two chicks last nite but i ended up having to bang a clunt cuz jane lost her clit in the war...."

by Xndr August 10, 2006

Sigma Client

Sigma, an amazing bypassing client for the Hypixel gamer server, and other Minecraft servers.
This is a epic gamer moment.

A client where you don't spend 50$ on outdated shit, but only 9.99$.
And there is also a free version of the client.

(Minecraft player) BRO! ARE YOU CHEATING????1!1! etrtt E5WTUYETYUHW
(Sigma Player) I USE SIGMA!
(Minecraft player) OOOOOH... THE SIGMA CLIENT??!111?
(Sigma Player) YES!
(Minecraft player) DO YOU HAVE SIGMA PREMIUM?
(Sigma Player) NO, BUT MY FRIEND DOES.

by Gamer1344 September 7, 2019

Clunt

Cross between clunge and cunt

aww man I met this girl last night and she had the tidiest clunt I've ever seen!

by Jewishphill September 3, 2011

client-facing

In a client-vendor relationship situation, the act of cunnilingus, specifically performed by a male member of the vendor company upon a female representing the client organization.

Colleague #1: "So, whaddya workin' on right now?"
Colleague #2: "I'm client-facing on that healthcare claims project."
Colleague #1: "Dude!"

by galamaria March 7, 2008