A combination of things going extremely wrong in a short period of time within the same general activity -- caused by stupidity and/or ineptitude.
A polite term using the same initials would be compound fiasco.
A polite term using the same initials would be compound fiasco.
by Scandacious March 18, 2004
Get the clusterfuck mug.This is of apparent military derivation, American usage: a situation that is so balled up it is beyond description.
The recruits were given the command "To the Rear, March." Half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there.
by J. Bethancourt September 13, 2003
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When someone sends you multiple few word text messages in succession.
Especially when each message is its own complete thought and therefore, each one requires a specific response.
Other Forms: Cluster Texting; Cluster Texter
Especially when each message is its own complete thought and therefore, each one requires a specific response.
Other Forms: Cluster Texting; Cluster Texter
by FunnyMrBiggs August 22, 2011
Get the Cluster Text mug.When there are too many people in a confined space, all of whom have no idea what they are doing. When this happens in a nunnery, it's called a Cloister Fuck.
Any retail establishment on the day after Thanksgiving (Black Friday) is a cluster fuck of the grandest proportions.
by Weehawk30 September 5, 2006
Get the A Cluster Fuck mug.military use: a situation where nothing will go right, casaulties will occur, evac will not happen, often engineered by the stupid.
"The Bradley got brewed up at the same time inbound arty started dropping, and the whole deal turned into a giant cluster fuck.
by Brian H March 14, 2002
Get the cluster fuck mug.A fictional method of male ejaculation whereby one's semen is shot into the air as one main globule only to cluster and split into thousands of spunky droplets when the apex of it's trajectory is reached.
Dude 1: "Yo dude, I totally cluster spunked ya mom last night."
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Dude 1: "That bitch was caked, yo!"
by Spunkmaster6008 October 12, 2009
Get the cluster spunk mug."Clusterfucation" is the combination from the term Cluster Fuck. This word was originally created from an I.T. standpoint for use in corporate staff meetings at a large RV Manufacturer where foul language was not permitted. This word can also be use to describe an individual based upon something they did or are doing that will result in failure.
This origin of this word was due to a CIO who never had experience within an I.T. department and whos background was as a Director of Human Resources. When this person took control of the I.T. department, every project seemed to end up in total failure.
This phrase can also be used in conjunction with the term M&M's. See seperate definition for this.
This origin of this word was due to a CIO who never had experience within an I.T. department and whos background was as a Director of Human Resources. When this person took control of the I.T. department, every project seemed to end up in total failure.
This phrase can also be used in conjunction with the term M&M's. See seperate definition for this.
This project/task did not go well. Time lines and objectives were not met and at each stage of this project/task seemed to bring on additional issues. The result of this has ened in nothing less than total Clusterfucation.
by hACmAN2u March 8, 2011
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