cobber

an archaic Australian colloquial term used to mean 'friend'
(similar to 'mate')

"...when my cobber had to go spend a penny."

by RockYfella December 5, 2003

clubber lang

You ever seen the movie Rocky 3? Rocky fights Mr. T's character: Clubber Lang. There is a great scene in the movie where there is a slow-motion close-up of Clubber Lang pounding the shit out of Rocky. The camera is focused on Lang's extremely mean face.

So, the slang definition of "Clubber Lang" is:
verb - the act of making a mean facial expression (by a female) to a male who has unsuccessfully tried to make sexual advances, or "Spit Game".

Yo, i tried to tell that chic near the reggae jawn that she looked good; she just clubber langed me and walked away!

by Dobber April 8, 2005

seal clubber

One of six character classes from the online role playing game Kingdom of Loathing. Seal Clubbers depend on muscle to adventure through the game.

Player one: I am a seal clubber since my second ascension.

Player two: Really? were you an accordion theif before that?

by Vito60 August 6, 2006

clabber cunt

A lathered or infected cunt which discharges some form of liquid.

If you get anywhere near her clabber cunt, be sure you have your rain poncho and boots on!

by 21st Century Soothsayer April 4, 2010

Clobbermasher

Its what the people in a #warez channel on a mIRC network have decided to mean "penis." Reason? Because someone did a crossword puzzle which seemed to be making up words, and if the crossword puzzle makers can just make up words, then I think we should be able to also.

He pulled out the clobbermasher and began to "give her the business"

by Slimx0r October 12, 2006

Clobberfuck

1. The utter destruction or domination of people, places, or things. Normally to the max extreme.

2. Overweight couples having intercourse.

1. Professor: "Now students, in one sentence how could you describe the Japanese army's Rape of Nanking?
Student: "It was a clobberfuck, Professor."

2. *audible and rhythmic clapping and fwapping sound behind a closed door*
Bystander: "Sounds like some clobberfucking is going on around here!"

by Mr. von Steinberg May 18, 2010

Clobbering a snake

Similar to "choking the chicken", "clobbering a snake" also refers to masturbation. The main difference is that you can only "clobber the snake" while playing Farmville in Vancouver.

I walked in on CT Clobbering a snake last night.

by Domingo_is_sexy July 6, 2010