the head clicker

A funny fat guy who likes to lic the heads of other guys dicks.

The head clicker is a dick licker

by Cantgetr8ggt February 10, 2024

cricker

A hick who lives by the crick.

Jeezum crow, don't ya know, look at that cricker with a Jenny Creamer.

by xlasingx October 30, 2003

Suck My Clinkers

A lovely way to tell someone to suck your dry hairy balls

Boddy: Dave, you bellend! This brew taste likes shit!!
Dave: why don't you Suck My Clinkers

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Clickety-clack

Just another word for clickety clackety; that is making noise through typing on a computer keyboard.

Darren: Two tickets to Denver, Colorado please!
Norah (Flight Agent): *clickety-clack*. No problem sir. I found a flight. You're all booked!

* * *

Kelly: Could you please find out how many PTOs I have left this year?
Katherine (H.R. Agent): Sure thing! *clickety-clack* It says here you got one week left.

* * *

Jason: *clickety-clack* The Sword of Shannara! That's the first book in the Shannara series.
Laura: What about the author's other series about the lawyer who becomes a king?
Jason: *clickety-clack* The Magic Kingdom of Landover. Here, take the keyboard. The library search engine is quite easy to use. What is yet another series by that same author?
Laura: *clickety-clack* The Word and the Void.

by OffBeatDrummer November 23, 2020

The Clinker

A word old-timers use to refer to the local town jail.

The other day, Pappy told me the story about being arrested after shooting off flares on the Fourth of July. "Them cops came and carried me right off to the clinker," he said.

by georgemrns08 February 11, 2015

Clinkers

Dry hairy balls

I need my Clinkers wetting

by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

clicktroll

A person (usually a second rate journalist) who will deliberately post worthless but controversial articles that have no value other than to generate responses and thus drive traffic to the site of the publication that pays them.

Samantha Brick from the Daily Mail is nothing but a clicktroll as is Andrew Brown of the Guardian.

by Fitall April 26, 2013