Meat Cleavers

Term for a girls arms that are disproportionately fat and look like big hunks of meat. Meat cleavers are often found on semi-attractive girls who have had too much Ben and Jerry's.

Commonly shortened to just cleavers.

Damn, that girl would be pretty hot if she didnt have those fucking meat cleavers.

I ran into Stacy the other day and she got some cleavers since I saw her last, what a shame.

by Harry Ballz Sandwich October 18, 2008

Beaver cleaver

Penis

Your momma bled all over my beaver cleaver.

by Eliot October 24, 2003

meat cleaver

Cramming kitchen utensils into the vagina and the anus simultaneously. Used in fetishes and for sexual pleasure.

That girl has 4 forks, 6 spoons, and 3 butter knifes in her vagina and anus! Damn what a meat cleaver!

by nigga May 20, 2003

Clearly Killing It

Clearly Killing It is a clan in a game called Runescape. This clan is probably the worst and the most unorganised clan in Runescape. The clan is lead by Zelfhar a first time clanner and Dcranger, a famous leader for killing clans. In other words, if you're in cki you're pretty much pking with Welfarers, or even worst. Often people in CKI spy for other clans because they realise how bad this clan is.

I'm too unexpereinced so Frozen Fury won't accept me. Oh yeah! I'll spy on CKI for FF. I just pulled a Clearly Killing It. What will my worst leader Zelfhar do?

by ckispy101 May 5, 2010

cleaverless

1- Literally: Without a cleaver; lacking a cleaver

Just as the serial killer was about to hack his victim to pieces he realized he left an important tool of the trade at home on the kitchen counter; he found himself cleaverless on a working night.

by PopFreeMonkey March 2, 2007

Eldridge Cleaver

A right winged extremist who is pessimistic in every way and wants this country to be overtaken by an old senile man on the verge of death and Bush with a vagina (Failin' Palin).

I can't believe how much of an Eldridge Cleaver you are! You actually are against a man who is not at all corrupt and doesn't follow selfish republican ideals. You support a man involved in the Keating Five scandal and his running mate a woman who believes dinosaurs were alive 6000 years ago. I'm from fucking Alaska and I even hate her. You fucking noob. You fucking Eldridge Cleaver. Fuck you.

by seizurebeagle March 7, 2009

clearly insane

Insult used to dismiss a person or idea

'Ignore him, hes clearly insane'
'Shh.. you are clearly insane'

by noofruit March 13, 2006