Bitch tits Von Claud

Bitch tits Von Claud is your best friend. Your homie. Your ride together die together. Your bffl. Your lover.
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by Ekewanka April 30, 2019
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claude-emmanuelle

Claude-Emmanuelle is a synonym for bombshell. Or Scorpio energy who makes every men in the streets cum instantly.
Girls too.

Like the traumatized kind but the one who makes you want to offer expensive shit to get some crumble of attention.
-"Look that gurl's phat sloppy bussy !"
-"This is Claude-Emmanuelle ! She's a bombshell !"
-"She is a Scorpio."
by BussyLicker69 November 24, 2021
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The Claud

the act of excreting via flatulent in one's pants, then fornicating with an unknowing extremely unlucky partner. After completing copulation one throws one's soiled underpants in the face of the unfortunate victim and exclaims "You just got Clauded, bitch!".
Jack Worden: Dude, guess what surprise present I got my girlfriend for her birthday.

Don Claud: Did you give her the shartshow special?

(laughter)

Jack Worden: Yeah man, that bitch felt the wrath of the Claud!

(the two embrace and the the celebratory bro handshake ritual occurs)
by the hood rat September 04, 2011
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