Claryty

Hmmm where do we start. Claryty is smart beautiful kinda mean but jokingly. She is not sensitive at all she is very sarcastic and not the best influence but a great person nonetheless she will always be there when you need her. She has very high standards and if you meet those standards she will become obsessed with you and when she falls she falls HARD. She has the FATTEST ass you have ever seen and is very creative.

Omg who is that fine ass girl over there
Bro thats fuckin claryty she so fuckin hot

by Rocky from greenville November 5, 2023

Clotted cream clart

A female who’s genitalia has a cocktail of different males love porridge

They themselves are big dirty nessys
Names to avoid cat, pubert, Sandra

Oh my lord she is nothing but a big dirty clotted cream clart

by Yermasgash December 3, 2021

Post Test Clarity

When all your higher brain functions return upon the completion of a test and you realise how much of a disappointment you are.

Ace: Man that test was so easy for me! How'd you go?

Walt: ...I just had the biggest Post Test Clarity ever...I want to die.

by COKE AND COLA February 22, 2022

Post concert clarity

That feeling you get when you finish playing your instrument at a concert and realize how shittily you just played

John:I played so badly I made so many mistakes
James: you played fine it’s just post concert clarity

by Mistah6909 December 9, 2022

Post Flight Clarity

The way you feel for a short period after disembarking a flight. This feeling often causes you to notice little things you typically wouldn’t otherwise, like background instrumentals of songs, and contemplate bigger topics, like any recent issues in your life or things one might even consider philosophical.

Sally: You ever notice how in the beginning of Africa by Toto, you can hear a faint laugh?
Lupita: How and why the hell did you notice that?
Sally: I think it was from the post flight clarity.

by BugBeverage December 28, 2022

Post-Program Error Fix Clarity

That feeling when you fix an error that took 2 hours to fix. That most often feeling is anger and saddness. PPEFC for short.

SO YOU ARE F**KING SERIOUS I HAVE PROGRAMMING TRING TO FIX THIS ERROR AND THE PROBLEM IS A F**KING DOT!!!!! I HATE POST-PROGRAM ERROR FIX CLARITY!!!

by Blockitifluy January 7, 2023

a shot of clarity

Basically, suddenly realizing that the time you treasured with someone was actually something you treasured all too late. Definition based off Clarity - Vance Joy.

Guy 1 - "Yo dude, remember how Mike was friends with Ashley, but never really seemed interested in her, right?"

Guy 2 - "Yeah. Why?"

Guy 1 - "Well, turns out that he actually really liked Ashley, but didn't act on it until he accidentally took a shot of clarity and realized everything."

Guy 2 - "Man, that sucks for Mike."

by #1 Vance Joy Fan January 18, 2023