Post Cut Clarity

When you start regretting the physical pain of self harm after trying to cope with distress.

Person 1: Fuck! Why did I even cut myself, now it just hurts
Person 2: Post Cut Clarity

by Averagehentaienjoyer July 12, 2022

Clarice

A young girl that has similar looks to a Harry Potter character. All the boys like her, secretly. They are mostly overwhelmed by her hilarious personality. She is destined for fame. Clarices tend to be very nice and love to talk. They are fun people to be around but often get confused with Emma Watson.

Hey let's go see the new Harry Potter movie Clarice is in it.

by knowit7373 December 14, 2013

devils clarinet

another name for your cock

Mike - "hey tom what did you do today?"

Tom - "O i played the devils clarinet"


Mike -"sick bastard!"

by Esantana89 October 20, 2007

clarinet

quite possibly the instrument most closely resemblant to the human voice. has a tremendous dynamic range from a whisper to full cantabile. capable of legato and rapid passages. composers have long used the clarinet for nostalgic or tender moments in music, and its versatility unrivals anyother instrument-classical, jazz, folk...truly the biggest asset to an orchestra's wind section

The clarinet's sound is the voice of humanity

by lasido August 10, 2009

Clarinet

Only the best instrument ever. Very easy to learn, but hard to actually get good at. Despite common beliefs from the other sections and the pit, you do have to be smart to play it. Only the smartest people can make section leader.

Usually the section as a whole is disfunctional, but is better than the rest of the band. Despite what the cologuard thinks, we make the band look pretty, not them.

Usually the ones that play other instruments, (french horn) and they are the ones in band who get all the guys.

Band class would fail without clarinets.

Do you ever see clarinets falling while they march?

by Daryan. June 3, 2009

Santa Clarita

Don't live here unless you're above the age of 30 and plan on having no cultural stimulation. The police don't like children here and harass them regularly. The city does everything it can to prevent transit from going in and out of the city after dark and on weekends so kids without cars have nothing else better to do but sit around and fear the police.

Boring, Fascist, and Conservative.

a.k.a. The People's Republic of Santa Clarita

(Santa Clarita)
You guys wanna smoke a bowl and hang out in Town Center?

Of course, there's nothing else to do in this town.

by Entropic September 12, 2006

learned the clarinet at school

V. Euphemistic, means "giving a fantastic blowjob" among the more subtle circles of sex-driven musicality. Frequently whispered by lusty musicians both in and out of educational environments.

"Man that was some fine clarinet lernin' going on at school today," said J.W. as he wiped the cum from his lips.

"I certainly learned the clarinet at school well today."

by Mycroft H. November 4, 2012