cuddlefuck

when sweet innocent totally platonic cuddling turns into hot heavy sex, made even hotter by the platonic closeness established by the cuddling

with cuddlefucking you get the best of both worlds

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

Cuddlefest

Get group of people together. Lay in bed. Enjoy mass cuddling. Dont pass 2nd and you're good. Bake in oven at 350 for 20 minutes.

Did you hear about that cuddlefest that the fifth floor was having?
Yeah man, they pushed the couches together and got crazy panda but it was perfectly pure and asexual. No one passed second base.

by lizt December 14, 2010

National cuddle day

On April 11th you have to cuddle with someone you love for 20 minutes

Today is National cuddle day

by Moneymadesis May 24, 2018

Chudded

1) A really shitty concrete curb or ledge used for grinding tricks on skateboards.
2) A very ugly/hideous face or body.
3) Anything that appears gross, deformed, unsanitary, etc.

1) I tried to nosegrind that fuckin' ledge, but I wouldn't even move cuz the shit's so chudded.
2) Dude, look at her face...that bitch is chudded. *Vomit*
3) I wouldn't eat that food even if you gave me a blowjob...look at it...it's fuckin' chudded.

by Cosmic Groin Pull September 28, 2005

cuddle my wrist

verb: to gift someone a wrist watch

Girlfriend: What do you want for Christmas?
Boyfriend: Cuddle my wrist

by Slaytoven July 6, 2018

Monkey Cuddle

When a person who has the habitus of a monkey hugs you in bed and wraps their tail (i.e. free leg) around you. Very warming, like an electric blanket.

On cold nights, my boo monkey cuddles me, and I feel toasty and horny.

by PoopsdellaOops February 17, 2009

cuddle bitch

(n) a guy who never gets to sleep with a girl but gets to have intimate moments with her like cuddling, spooning, or otherwise being affectionate. This guy makes up for the lack of intimacy in that females relationship.

That poor guy is being used as a cuddle bitch, when will he see he is being used?

by DDRfReAkA March 23, 2003