crunchenberrysnucklefucker

a fat hobo drinking vodka behind a store trying to direct people to the nearest pizza place

hey you hobo wats up,"go left then strait then you will find the pizza place" ok thanks you crunchenberrysnucklefucker

by doug or doogie October 14, 2008

cruncher

Short for "granola cruncher"

Chris: Why is Jan buying a used Civic instead of a new Prius?
Jo: Because she's a pragmatist, not a cruncher.

by Jeff-fu October 8, 2009

muffin cruncher

A female who prefers muffin to schlong.

She doesn't seem to like guys; I think she's a muffin cruncher.

by seymour heines February 26, 2008

Crunchies

Girls with crunchy hair usually styled with gel and gallons of hair spray to make the shape of curls who whore it up at parties.

Nikki- ah fuck the crunchies are here.
Tracey- who invited them?
Nikki-Crunchies are gonna go wild giving bj's when everyone leaves.

by charlyrogers January 24, 2010

Crunchified

when something suddenly becomes crunchy

random guy 1234: wow the marshmellow suddenly broke my teeth because it so suddenly became crunchified!

by illusionest666 January 14, 2008

Carpet Cruncher

someone who eats pussy

dude ur a carpet cruncher!

by xXxemodancerxXx December 9, 2008

Salmon Cruncher

an Alaskan lesbian

I was in Valdez for work, and the salmon crunchers were everywhere!

by Snarkopotomous July 16, 2015