Christopher

A dumb pothead, drunk-ass mother fucker, who goes out on the street at late night fucking women getting Aids and shit. Negro wannabe.
Girl 1: Did you see Christopher?
Girl 2: Yeah, he was one drunk-ass pothead.
Girl 1: He was such a douche I wanted it $70 he didn't fuck me.
Girl 2: What an ass.
by noH0mO February 21, 2011
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Christopher

common slang referring to flatlanders in the state of Vermont
That guy was a total Christopher, he must be from New York.

Man, I wish we could run all those Christophers out of this state and back to the city

by VTflava April 17, 2008
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Christopher

Usually a charming man, but with rather perverted intent. He may seem simple minded, but hes really analyzing ways to seduce you. Hes not athletic, but hes competative. Chances are he spends more time playing dugeons and dragons then on facebook.
" That guy i went out with was really nice, but a total christopher."
" Yeah, he probably lives in his moms basement!"
by sweetblueeyes February 05, 2010
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Chris's are nerds, love WOW, likes weed, philosophy, reading, fantasy, cupcakes, girls, money, japan
Hey Christopher, wanna play WOW while stoned
by kistel June 19, 2011
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Christophers love Ashleys more. This is an axiom and cannot, under ANY circumstances, be disputed.
Christopher? Oh, yeah. He DEFINITELY loves Ashley more. I saw it in a book somewhere.
by AVeryVeryVeryReliableSource November 23, 2011
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A fat looser who is sometimes nice yet often rude and is a big bully who is often gay
Wow Christopher kys
by Thatoneboi061 March 21, 2017
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A man that will be too scared to pursue you first so you'll have to go after him and THEN pay for him on every so called date you go on. Christopher's don't have cars or money, but they always seem to conveniently have weed on them. Christopher's never call their girlfriends, even on their birthdays and anniversaries unless they are forced. A christopher will make you fall in love with him, and then he will take your heart and walk all over it and make you cry for weeks!!!!!!! Somehow, Christopher's are smooth talking mother f*****'s that will convince you to continue dating them after they pull all of that BS on you. It's unknown whether Christopher's cheat or not. Christopher's are sneaky as hell!!
HOWEVER on a nicer aspect, Christopher's have a dark seductive look to them. Christopher's usually have intense eyes and dark brown hair. Some Christopher's are even amazing in bed. Usually they tend to be intelligent, but obviously not with the ladies.
Who's that guy that's dating the super hot chick?
Oh.. That's Christopher.
That Christopher totally doesn't deserve her!

Did you hear about what Christopher said to his girlfriend the other day?
No what did he say?!
Christopher said he was only dating her so he could have sex with her!
Wow what a jerk!
by Megan Foxy December 06, 2010
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