christianised

getting braces that makes u smile 4eva

heyy look at that wanker his been christianised he can't stop smiling!

by bungggo December 19, 2004

Christinas

People who actually try to act like Christ did socially with goodwill towards mankind. This is a variation on the spelling of the word "Christian", as to identify those certain individuals who actually do have good intent and lack of malice toward secular non-believers.

Glide Memorial Church in San Francisco is full of Christinas!

by Homoloco March 9, 2011

Christmiss

A female child who happens to be born on December 25.

My little girl was born on December 25---that makes her a Christmiss!

by pentozali December 19, 2010

nate christiansen

the fucking most amazing, fabulous, prodigious, wonderful, marvolous individual in perpetuum

did you see that nate christiansen, hes fucking amazing

by kunt69 April 23, 2010

christitute

when a male is having intercourse with a female from behind, before cuming you stick your finger in her rectum, she shall then turn around and say "wtf" and then you fart in her face.

britt: guess what happened to sabrina?
cass:what?
britt: she was doing it with mr.z and he so pulled a christitute.

by britt&cass May 26, 2007

LGBTQ+ Christians

Perhaps the most paradoxical group of today.
Literally, in multiple times the bible says that you should not be gay, lesbian, nonbinary, or whatever the fuck else you made up.
Now it doesn't say that specifically, but it does imply it.
It doesn't say that being it is bad, but you can't go claiming you're a Christian while being a part of this community.

Rachel: I'm nonbinary now!
John: ok cool, so you ain't christian no more?
Rachel: hm, no I'm tots christian!
John: bruh that's not possible the LGBTQ+ Christians just wish they could be Christian

by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021

christatist

A person who believes that human beings are incapable of being 'good' without a god or a society of 'god fearing people' to ensure your 'goodness' via laws, regulation, and the definition of things like 'marriage'.

The religious right is so interested in "small government", yet the christatists want to expand government to define 'marriage'.

by JKB619 January 21, 2014