Fake Chow is when you are going to perform cunninlingus on a woman, but either a) You were never really in the mood to go down on her because she hasn't shaved for a few weeks or b) You got a whiff of her bearded clam and had already reached the point of no return and in doing so you began the Fake Chow. Using your fingers as your tongue and making lip smacking noises as if you are enjoying some of Uncle Ho's famous Kung Pao Chicken.
Went to go down on this broad I picked up from The Mirage but her snatch smelled like Bob Marley's Dreadlock's boiled in a Curry broth so in a snap decision I gave her the Fake Chow.
by Daddy Diesel April 28, 2011
Get the Fake Chowmug. A noun used in place of terms representing stereotypical Asian (Oriental) people, places, objects, believes or behavior.
The term can be used as both a complimentary and derogatory expression, exemplifying both positive and negative Asian (Oriental) stereotypes respectively.
In some applications the term can be used as an adjective describing a person or an object exhibiting extreme or stereotypical Asian (Oriental) behavior or properties.
The term can be used as both a complimentary and derogatory expression, exemplifying both positive and negative Asian (Oriental) stereotypes respectively.
In some applications the term can be used as an adjective describing a person or an object exhibiting extreme or stereotypical Asian (Oriental) behavior or properties.
An example of general usage.: “For dinner tonight I am going to have some Wang Chow.”
An example of complimentary usage.: “Wow Chuck Norris fights like a Wang Chow.”
An example of derogatory usage.: “Man Mark Weber drives like a Wang Chow.”
An example of usage as an adjective.: “Sweet and sour pork that is such a Wang Chow dish.”
An example of complimentary usage.: “Wow Chuck Norris fights like a Wang Chow.”
An example of derogatory usage.: “Man Mark Weber drives like a Wang Chow.”
An example of usage as an adjective.: “Sweet and sour pork that is such a Wang Chow dish.”
by Pete Pang December 11, 2007
Get the wang chowmug. My girl was hungover one morning and I wanted to make her feel better so I kitty chow'd her in the bathroom.
by Team Goint March 26, 2009
Get the Kitty Chowmug. by Scruffy August 27, 2005
Get the chow downmug. by PeeAchEyeEll October 17, 2006
Get the chink chowmug. by Mary Jane Jones July 15, 2011
Get the FAKE CHOWINGmug. by Gumballs October 20, 2009
Get the Cum Chowmug.