chompage

When someone sucking your dick bites down really hard, often bruising or cutting the sensetive tissues of the penis. This often occurs by accident when a someone is giving their partner "road-head" or the act of giving a blowjob to someone driving a car.

Pronounced "chomp-age"

Man, I dumped that bitch after she gave me some rude chompage!

by nixonsfinest July 13, 2010

Chompol

A kid named after his moms favorite food chipotle. A kid with a very small dick.

His mom was eating chipotle at the hospital and thought of namin his son chompol.

by Supermanhater585 October 5, 2016

Chumpzilla

1. A person, namely a male, who talks a big game but has none whatsoever. This individual goes to the gym but only to leer at others working out.

2. The biggest of all the chumps.

Two of Mike's friends get into a fight. Mike hides under the table in the fetal position...The next day at the gym Mike has the audacity to say he didn't want to jump in because he is too big. Everyone agrees that Mike is a true Chumpzilla.

by urbestnightmare March 6, 2012

banana chomper

Someone who sucks alot of Dicks.

She's such a Banana Chomper

by SoNotRandom November 12, 2016

chode chomper

viciously attacking, muching, or rapidly biting the chode.

That Bitch bit my fucking chode!!!! She is a FUCKING CHODE CHOMPER!!!! The band HEART OF WAR hates them fucking bitches!!

by Dave Morrow March 25, 2008

chomp

1) Food, meal.
2) Expression of satisfaction or pleasure, particularly as relating to food.

1) "What's for chomp tonight?"
2) "That was chomp!"

by JayDubU May 1, 2006

meaty chomp

Over-used, abused, beat up, Chunk of loose, low hanging vagina. Resembles pork and gravy. A vagina that looks like chopped meat.

Did you hear that Haley has a meaty chomp?

by jimd October 31, 2007