hoboken squat cobbler

Per Better Call Saul 2.2, it's when a fully dressed man sits in pie and squirms around. If he produces tears, it's a special crybaby squat. It's art, and there is a costume involved.

He needs some alone time to get busy with his Hoboken squat cobbler movies .

by Scarlett Vale August 24, 2016

Cobbledick

Game addicted, lazy teenager with crappy attempted man bun.

Geez Louise, you're such a cobbledick *facepalm*

by Richard N Balls June 9, 2016

Hoboken Squat Cobbler

A sexual fetish whereby one sits naked in a pie and wiggles around. Crying is optional. Aka: Full Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man

Danny spent half an hour at the bakery deliberating between blueberry and cherry for his Hoboken Squat Cobbler, but what difference could it make since his ass has no taste buds?

by Buffy Trace May 26, 2016

Cincinnati Cobbler Hobbler

When you tie up a lover like a roasted pig, cover them in butter, and shove an apple in their mouth before boning them until they are 'done'.

Man, I was feeling carnivorous, so I gave that girl the Cincinnati Cobbler Hobbler in front of her fireplace.

by Chelseawesome August 5, 2010

Chorble

An almighty being whos thiccness will destroy anyone who dares to get in his way

The Almighty Chorble spoke out to his people and said "Indeed"

by Chamka June 10, 2018

cobble

(v): describes the act of putting together an income from a variety of sources, rather than the traditional one-income, one-job norm.

"Although I used to have a job, now I cobble to make ends meet."

"Cobbling is a much more fulfilling way to live my life; while I don't necessarily know where my next paycheck will come from, I am able to pursue several different interests at once.

by worldli February 27, 2009

chobblesome

A word created by Grian on YouTube in his latest episode of Hermitcraft as a dare from Iskall. The word means "Talk worthy"

Grian: This base is very chobblesome
Impulse: what.

by IHaveBetterThingsToDo June 24, 2022