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the realest, truest city there is
where there is hella haters
where we say joe after every word
where we have bussas on every block
where we have a Pete's n harolds Chicken
where we ask for extra mild sauce
where we have grammer schools
the niggaz that rap don't just rap they tell a story
where the rawest projects stood up
where it's the most popular n most haters
where we come up with the best slang
where there is mostly blacks
this city is where people wish they were born so they hate cause they know the real ones stay duggie fresh
where there is hella haters
where we say joe after every word
where we have bussas on every block
where we have a Pete's n harolds Chicken
where we ask for extra mild sauce
where we have grammer schools
the niggaz that rap don't just rap they tell a story
where the rawest projects stood up
where it's the most popular n most haters
where we come up with the best slang
where there is mostly blacks
this city is where people wish they were born so they hate cause they know the real ones stay duggie fresh
this is my city Chicago
there are hella haters in chicago
Other cities stay hatin on Chicago because of our slang and dance
there are hella haters in chicago
Other cities stay hatin on Chicago because of our slang and dance
by Ghetto Queen April 14, 2007
Chicago is a city in the far northeastern part of the state of Illinois.
Known for is unbelievably corrupt Politicians and Police force,the midwestern versions of the guido,absolute draining of the rest of the states tax money,toll roads,high concentration of idiots and crackheads.
inhabitants known as:Chicagonads or Nigcagians to the downstaters.They are close in mental capacity to Texasinhabitants.
Loud,mouthy pisspumpers who come to Southern Illinois and buy lake of egypt property where they are immediately:
1.screwed by every local contractor
2.Despised and laughed at by the locals
3.used as the punchline to every dumbass joke ever told
4.beat to a bloody pulp for popping off in local bars about how tough they are.
5.ripped off and sold every junk caddy, oldsmobile and farm tractor within a 50 mile radius.
Known for is unbelievably corrupt Politicians and Police force,the midwestern versions of the guido,absolute draining of the rest of the states tax money,toll roads,high concentration of idiots and crackheads.
inhabitants known as:Chicagonads or Nigcagians to the downstaters.They are close in mental capacity to Texasinhabitants.
Loud,mouthy pisspumpers who come to Southern Illinois and buy lake of egypt property where they are immediately:
1.screwed by every local contractor
2.Despised and laughed at by the locals
3.used as the punchline to every dumbass joke ever told
4.beat to a bloody pulp for popping off in local bars about how tough they are.
5.ripped off and sold every junk caddy, oldsmobile and farm tractor within a 50 mile radius.
Chicagonad"yea we usta beat those porta rikkans ta def up der"
Southern Illinoisian "Really..uhh thats nice...Hey I've got a '62 Caddy with a blown motor and a old Ford tractor with no wheels for sale for 10 grand"
Chicagonad" Sweet!!!!!I'll take it
Southern Illinoisian" Cool.....Hey..My Buddies got an old Buick with a bad tranny for sale too"
Chicagonad" AWESOME!!!Get him on da fuggin phone"
Southern Illinoisian "Really..uhh thats nice...Hey I've got a '62 Caddy with a blown motor and a old Ford tractor with no wheels for sale for 10 grand"
Chicagonad" Sweet!!!!!I'll take it
Southern Illinoisian" Cool.....Hey..My Buddies got an old Buick with a bad tranny for sale too"
Chicagonad" AWESOME!!!Get him on da fuggin phone"
by aint no real cowboys(skoal brother) July 10, 2004
by MisAdventure66 December 23, 2018
If hell could freeze over, it would be Chicago. Horrible public transportation - CTA sucks, if moving there, I suggest you take a car. The weather is miserable, and not just the winters. Oh yeah, and check out the grey, endless flat landscape, inspiring isn't it?
Oh, and don't get me started on the local politics, corruption at its worst. Its most famous gangster, Al Capone, was actually from Brooklyn, moved to Chicago and realized how easy it would be to take advantage of its people.
After hearing so much about how great Chicago was from friends, I came to find out that none of them actually lived in the city. They all live in the fucking suburbs. Hmm, I wonder why?
I must say though, the only redeeming feature of that city is lake Michigan, but I'm sure if given the chance they'll find a way to screw that up too.
Oh, and don't get me started on the local politics, corruption at its worst. Its most famous gangster, Al Capone, was actually from Brooklyn, moved to Chicago and realized how easy it would be to take advantage of its people.
After hearing so much about how great Chicago was from friends, I came to find out that none of them actually lived in the city. They all live in the fucking suburbs. Hmm, I wonder why?
I must say though, the only redeeming feature of that city is lake Michigan, but I'm sure if given the chance they'll find a way to screw that up too.
by hell no! March 25, 2007
Doesn't offer any more than it's suburbs other then the gay neighborhoods, 4 star restaraunts, and couture. So unless you're rich, gay, or like traffic jams/lame public transportation, live outside chicago.
Very clean for a big city. Almost no litter or vomit. Parking is almost non existant in some areas - prepare to spend 20+ dollars on a garage in some places. The over night rates are horrendous. The parking situation keeps Metra in business. However, Metra doesn't offer trains past midnight until five am so if you want to party in chicago but live 30 minutes away, prepare to pay out the nose.
Second worst traffic in the country. During rush hour, 290 is a parking lot. Travel times will triple, if you're lucky. Even at 3 in the afternoon you will be stuck in traffic.
Lights are located at every other block. If you can drive more than 15 seconds without stopping, that is extremly rare.
Very clean for a big city. Almost no litter or vomit. Parking is almost non existant in some areas - prepare to spend 20+ dollars on a garage in some places. The over night rates are horrendous. The parking situation keeps Metra in business. However, Metra doesn't offer trains past midnight until five am so if you want to party in chicago but live 30 minutes away, prepare to pay out the nose.
Second worst traffic in the country. During rush hour, 290 is a parking lot. Travel times will triple, if you're lucky. Even at 3 in the afternoon you will be stuck in traffic.
Lights are located at every other block. If you can drive more than 15 seconds without stopping, that is extremly rare.
by EDAWGfff March 21, 2007
Ohh yea shit-cago...did i mention that the sears tower was the base design for the ex-twin towers, ohh too bad...yes chicago did it first yet again
by northsider1983 August 22, 2005