slowest cheetah

cheetahs are supposed to be fast but this cheetah is the slowest

Tyler is the slowest cheetah IN the universe.

by TOXIC.maddie February 6, 2019

Arabian Cheetah Horse

An animal created by an 8th grade guy playing scrabble.

8th Grade Guy: Dude! Look at that Arabian Cheetah Horse!
Arabian Cheetah Horse: MALASRAAAA!!!!!

by A Previous 8th grader June 24, 2008

killed a cheetah

to have sex with a fat chick. if youve ever seen road trip, you know what i mean

" whoa, dude, did you kill a cheetah!?!?"

by cody July 1, 2003

whoah! cheetah porno!

something you say when:
1, you see cheetahs mating.
2, you see people fucking fast.
3, you see people fucking cheetah style.

safari tourist1: hey look those cheetahs are mating!
safari tourist2: whoah! cheetah porno!

jacob: uh... i think the people are fucking on the subway...
joshua: whoah! cheetah porno!

jenna: time to watch porno..
jenna whoa! cheetah porno!

by aguy69 August 29, 2014

Snow Cheetah

A large and unnatractive white woman usually found in the company of an African american male.

Derisive.

'Marcus think he all that since he got him a white girl but she ain't nothing but a snow cheetah'

by James "JimmayJ' Washington Freedom Jr. January 9, 2008

hipster - cheetah

A middle-aged married man who regularl engages in quickies between work and the barroom with under-aged women. Usually, he will dress retro surfer or a jock wear, but engages in neither surfing or sports. Exhibits the symptoms andretro- jargon of a severe mid-life crisis and may be in the process of divorcing or being divorced.

Rick's wife said he was a perfect hipster - cheetah who actually manages to call her between blowjobs and trips to the market.

by D. Healey November 10, 2011

streetwalkin' cheetah

A very cool red and black hoodie sweatshirt by Paul Frank. Also a 1990's punk band, who got their name from Iggy Pop's song "Search and Destroy."

James: What are those things on your sweater?
JenD: They're cheetah spots.
James: Oh.
JenD: It's a Paul Frank sweater, "streetwalkin' cheetah."
James: Did you know that was the name of a punk band?
JenD: Why no, I did not.

by JenD May 23, 2006