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Cheeseburger

An arbitrary sexual activity, usually performed by a student to a teacher or professor for brownie points.
Jean: Hey Abdullah, did you hear about how Ashleigh got an A in her math class even though she never turned in any of her assignments?

Abdullah: I did... I heard that she had to give Mr. Steinbreg one hell of a cheeseburger.
by GBoyofSV March 17, 2010
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cold cheeseburger

The real reason why many females dont like to fuck when they are on their period.
Boyfriend: "babe why do you never want to have sex when your on your period?"
Girlfriend: "think about it you dumbfuck....have you ever tried to peel apart a cold cheeseburger?"
by ONAD REPEP June 8, 2014
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Cheeseboi Tezz

A kid who’s gonna be a famous rapper one day and live his life like a baller.
“I really like the music Cheeseboi Tezz makes”
by Dior Maverick April 23, 2020
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Cincinatti cheeseboard

The act of causing temporary breathlessness by smearing smegma from a cheesy and unwashed phallus over the nasal passages of the victim.
'Crafer, pass me the cheeseboard please'
'I'll give you a cincinatti cheeseboard unless you shut up'
by The fuzzy Arouser July 13, 2012
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Cheeseburger

A name given to very large girls, usualy to girls with three rolls of stomach fat. The first roll being the top bun, middle roll being the burger, and the third roll being the bottom of the bun.
Dude One "Oh dang. Did you see that chick that just walked past?"

Dude Two "Yeah bro, sure did. She's a totaly cheeseburger."
by mexiKEN May 12, 2009
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Jr Bacunt cheeseburger

A particular cheesy tasting cunt or vagina, reminding the pussy eater of a jr bacon cheeseburger from Wendy's. Also used to describe a greasy cunt of a person, as to associate them with the greasiest kind of cunts.
That skank from last night was a real jr bacunt cheeseburger.
by JonnyHung April 13, 2009
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cheeseball

A person who uses cheezy phrases.
These phrases are often followed by the cheezeball's uncontrollable laughter at their own jokes, so the people who hear the joke start to laugh too - just because it's so cheezy. Used in a cute but condescending way.

Typical cheezeballs: Parents, Teachers, Dorky friends
Typical cheezeball phrases:
Parent talking to daughter: "Honey, if you like Fall Out Boy, you must be a Fall Out Girl!" *uncontrollable laughter*
Teacher talking to students: "To get a line perpendicular to this one, what do you have to do to the slope? Do what Missy Elliot does! Flip it and reverse it!" *uncontrollable laughter*
Dorky friend talking to other friend: "Man, that guy's hot like... like... like an oven!" *laughter and slight awkwardness*
My friend is such a cheeseball. If only he'd get some quality jokes.
by thornrozes July 16, 2008
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