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Nutella Ass Cheeks

Having left over poop in your ass after taking a shit
Man 1: “Man the bathroom is out of toilet paper, I got Nutella Ass Cheeks.”

Man 2: “Bro wtf, go wipe!”
by Rainyboi July 18, 2018
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Cheeky Nandos

Cheeky Nandos

A term used by Brits to linguistically torment confused Americans, wherein they "explain" what it means while using as much British slang as humanly possible, for maximum Yank confusion.

"Nandos" is a British restaurant chain where you can get a respectable amount of spicy chicken and chips (fries) for a moderate price, suitable for sharing among a small group of friends. "Cheeky" is a multipurpose word which, in this context, appears to mean "spicy," "awesome/delicious," and "amusing in a slightly naughty/irreverent way" (because you're eating with your friends, who are a cheeky bunch, leading to a cheeky dining experience overall).

"Cheeky Nandos with the lads," in American, might be "Kick-ass hot wings with my bros" though "kick-ass" lacks some of the subtle connotations of irreverence that "cheeky" posesses.
"Just went for a cheeky Nandos. Let's go wind up some Yanks by tweeting about it."
by ShinyAeon May 14, 2015
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cheeks busted

A males butthole sexually taken by force.
You know when John was locked up he was getting his cheeks busted
by JJSLAP January 30, 2018
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Tom Cheek

Toronto Blue Jays broadcaster that broadcaster 4, 306 CONSECUTIVE games for the Blue Jays ever since their very first game in 1977 when Toronto first got a MLB franchise. Streak broke in June 2004 when he left because of the passing away of his father. Broadcasted all of Toronto's records, such as World Series, ALCS, ALDS, no-hitters, etc. Died in Ocotber of 2005 due to a brain tumour, he was only 66.

GOD BLESS TOM CHEEK (1939-2005)!
"Touch 'em all Joe, you'll never hit a bigger home run in your life."
- Tom Cheek -- signature call on Toronto Blue Jays' outfielder Joe Carter's 3-run home run in the ninth inning to break the tie in the 1993 World Series to win the Jays their second consecutive MLB championship.
by bananas232325 October 12, 2005
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apples of your cheeks

The bright and rounded areas of the face just below the eyes. Usually suggest health and happiness if the areas are glowing and prominent.
"When you look at yourself in the mirror, are you satisfied with the apples of your cheeks?"
by yes juanito yes October 17, 2014
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Cheeky Nandos

What you get to refuel, after some exhausting banter with the lads.
When you're out with the Lads on the town, having an absolutely top notch time until about two, when Charlie says he's hungry and wants to go to KFC. Now Charlie is a top lad, but Matt is just the Archbishop of Banterbury, and he suggets you go for a Cheeky Nandos. Obviosly this is agreed by everyone, and you say "lets smash it"
by Lalalalegend May 14, 2015
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Cheekbone polishing parties

What most people think Benedict Cumberbatch, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have together, due to their well-defined cheekbones. (NOTE: Another post on Tumblr said that Colin Morgan joins them as a member of the Fellowship of Cheekbones, but that is not the focus of this definition.)

The entire thing began when someone asked Benedict during his Reddit AMA "Do you, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have cheekbone polishing parties?"
Benedict's response was "We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend f**k fantasy. Get to work on that, internet."

This promptly set everyone trying to draw out what they thought the parties looked like and generally the spontaneous combustion of the Internet. Tom Hiddleston's reaction was epic as well, but II'm not going to bore you with it. You can look it up yourself. Ehehehe.
person 1: Damn, those cheekbones look sharper by the day. HIDDLESTON STOP FREAKING RUINING MY LIFE WITH YOUR CHEEKBONES! YOU TOO CUMBERBATCH! SMITH STOP LOOKING SO INNOCENT, YOU'RE GUILTY TOO! (screaming at pictures)

me: ...of course they ruin your life with just their cheekbones, I've experienced it too. Judging by these pictures, they've just had some more cheekbone polishing parties.

me: <wonders if *koffkoff* anything else happened...> <evil grin>
by Analisa Raeburn May 1, 2014
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