chefing me around

Chefing around occurs when excessly obnoxious over-deligating is detected. Similar to talking to Lumburg, being chefed makes the victum want to punch his chefer in the face. Chefs can come in many shapes and sizes-beware!

Boss walks past subordinate to see the printer is having some troubles. Boss returns to his desk in an adjacsent room and calls for subordinate. Upon entering...

Boss: "How we looking?"
Subordinate: "Huh?"
Boss: "Yeah, if we could take a look at that printer champ, it has a paper jam."
Subordinate: "Damn it, why are you chefing me around?!?!"

by triangulator23 June 3, 2009

Chewing Gum

Chewing gum is a type of candy that can also somehow be good for your teeth? Yea I don't get it either. Chewing gum can also be used as a cheap laxative if you chew too many.

Emma: Hey, Olivia guess what!

Olivia: What?

Emma: I chewed too much chewing gum and now I have diarrhea.

by Shrek's father (in law) May 15, 2020

Conehead Chewing Gum

Another term for a condom

Hey, you got some conehead chewing gum I can use?

by Big Daddy D March 4, 2004

chewing gum

This refers to a girl with a large labia

Dick sucked on Janes chewing gum.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

Pit bull chewing a wasp

One, usually of the female variety, who ain't good-lookin.

"Here Davro, what's the matter with yer missus. She looks like a pit bull chewing a wasp!"

"Nah, she just fell out of the ugly tree!"

by Tommo September 2, 2003

Chewing the Towel

"Chewing the Towel" refers to the act of performing oral sex on a girl who is currently on her period. "Towel" is slang for the feminine hygiene product girls use whilst menstruating.

"Dude, my girl and I want to hook up, but she's on her period. Guess I'm chewing the towel tonight."

by Baron06 April 19, 2010

Chewing the carpet

To lose emotional control.

Trump's really chewing the carpet again, isn't he...

by Chad Terbocks August 28, 2018