CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)

A condition brought about by the chafing of male parts on underclothing, such as compression shorts or underpants, which usually occurs during long runs. It is characterized by:

- Rubbed-raw feeling

- Small amounts of blood

- Intense Discomfort of the dick

- Burning/Itching of the dick

Robert: Hey Josh, how are you feeling after that 1&1/2 mile warmup, all-out mile and 1&1/2 mile cooldown?

Josh: Awww man my dick is on fire, I think all the running got CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)!

McCottonatle: Me too! Awww man its like my dick's in an oven with porcupines!

by HL_Sportaliogist_Man August 15, 2010

Vaginal Cavity

the crator in which a trouser snake(penis)/dildo pertrudes in the pussy

Anthony touches his vaginal cavity every night.
I (Anthony) like to cuddle with my vaginal cavity

by pat November 27, 2004

Alabama caviar

white gravy, also know as country style gravy. sometimes found with chunks of sausage in it.

Those rednecks over there eat biscuits smothered in Alabama Caviar.

by Lonnie Lee November 20, 2006

chavish

The entry above omits to mention the adjectival form, 'chavish', which describes a person or thing with distinctly chavvy or chavesque characteristics.

Burberry and Vicky Pollard (from the telly) are chavish.

by anycon September 28, 2005

Chadism

One who has Chadism is often mistaken for being retarded, and/or asian. One with this condition consumes a gratuitous amount of salt, but no one knows why. Ones with Chadism are incapable of speech unless they are chewing food. They tend to get frustrated easliy, and take their anger out on others around them.

In addition, the appearance of one with Chadism is different from a normal person; Chadists tend to have raging unibrows in which they refuse to shave.

As for relationships, Chadists are attracted to ugly females who look like certain animals; mostly whale-like "blubbery" and "greasy" females. Also horse-like and chipmunk-like females.

"Dude, look at that guy he has the biggest unibrow!"
"Yeah, look at how much salt he's eating!"
"Jeez. Is that his girlfriend next to him? She looks like a whale!"
"He's such a Retard!"
"Dude, don't make fun, he probably has Chadism."
"Oh. Your right."

by Catholic Priest November 12, 2009

cavice

a cavity-shaped crevice

Oh snap, my llama just fell into that cavice!

by martaystizzle August 26, 2009

jim caviezel

The hottest actor to ever play Jesus.

Trudy: Dayum!! That Jim Caviezel is some hot stuff.
Judy: yep!! He sho' is. Look at those eyes. yum
Trudy: I'm sure proud to be Christian

by Lala678 March 12, 2008