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alternating caps

Used to convey sarcasm or mockery across the internet. Can also be used to purposefully mislead and create humour (see r/PeopleFuckingDying)
Person 1: Ugh, why do people use alternating caps as a way to insult people when really its annoying and that they can't think for themselves?

Person 2: wHY dO pEOplE usE AlTernAtING CApS AS a wAY tO iNsuLt PeOplE WHen REally ITs AnNoYInG And THat THEY cAn'T tHinK foR THEmSelves?
by epic MeMelord MAGNificEnT November 21, 2019
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kanye west caps lock night

when kanye west blogs, he types in caps, and uses excessive exclamation points, like everything he says is THAT important.
a kanye west caps lock night is when you have to type everything in caps using excessive exclamation points because IT'S THAT IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I JUST DROPPED SOME KIDS OFF AT THE POOL AND THERE WAS NO BOOTY WIPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS HAS TURNED INTO A KANYE WEST CAPS LOCK NIGHT
by socalbaby September 29, 2009
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ALL CAPS

Obviously, ALL CAPS is the act of typing in all capital letters. The following definitions and examples are to tell you what the all-caps typer's intent is:

1) When used sparingly, typing in all caps emphasizes those words the writer considers critical.

2) When writing rhyme, all caps indicates the syllable/word/beat to be read as accentuated.

3) When used like singles in a strip club, all caps indicates the writer thinks nearly everything spewing from his mouth is of utmost importance. This is the same kind of douchebag who highlights 85% of a textbook. Usually, the writing was forwarded to him from some dogmatic groupthink processing center he subscribes to, but to feel like he contributed, he'll all-caps a fartload of words. Often seen with excessive exclamation points.

4a) When an entire piece of writing is all caps, that person's caps lock is stuck. They need a new keyboard.

4b) When an entire piece of writing is all caps, it was written by a COBOL or FORTRAN programmer, or data-entry person who has worked on COBOL or FORTRAN programs since 1979. They're lost to us on the whole caps-lock issue... just snap their suspenders or flick paperclips into their beehives and move on.
1) Before feeding lions sausages, DO NOT rub your genitals with beef tallow!

2) There ONCE was a MAN from NanTUCKet

3) The JEWS and BLACKS are in CAHOUTS with THE ONE-WORLD GOVERNMENT and they INTEND to TAKE OVER NASCAR!!!!!

4a) DAMMIT! TWENTY BUCKS DOWN THE FLUSHER FOR A NEW KEYBOARD!

4b) WHEN PRESIDENT FORD SENT ME HIS NOTE ON ARPANET, IT WAS IN ALL CAPS. WHO AM I TO ARGUE WITH SUCH A GREAT MAN?
by The Evil Steve August 25, 2005
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capsize

when a boat's top deck submerged, usually at least a third or half of it
the boat laying on its side had been capsized by the collision
by Corsair Sailor October 3, 2007
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Caps lock

1) An annoying button you press accidentally when you least expect it and bombards you WITH SENTENCES LIKE THIS.

2) A skill in which all players of text-based MMORPG's do not seem to be able to turn off until level 3
1) Very Important Business Man: Your not going to mock how loud I talk are you?
You: * accidentally presses caps lock key* NO, NOT AT ALL

2) TextBasedNoob777: HELP!1?!? HOW PLAYS THIS GAME!11!!
by Sp133n! April 9, 2009
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Capslock Harry

1) Generation of Angsty, Emo Teenagers

2) Needless yelling.

3) Yelling and Complaining all the time.

In reference to Book 5:Order of the Phoenix of Harry Potter Series;In which Harry is angsty for nearly the whole book, and needless screams at friends or superiors in almost every volume.
SAMPLE 1: Capslock Harry will be the definition for the youth of today.

SAMPLE 2:

Person1: Hey, quit it with the Capslock Harry, I'm on your side.
Person2: Sorry, pms.
by erisdoll June 9, 2009
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doing caps

A very smart invention to decrease the population and stds
"I have a bunch of doing caps in my wallet. That's what I call condoms."
by jmmstrjsh October 23, 2009
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