caveman type 

A man who is not neat and tidy. He doesn’t care if the home is neat or if it looks presentable.

The house is a mess but my husband is the caveman type so he doesn’t care.

caveman type by KRCM March 22, 2022

caveman shower 

Slamming your partner doggystyle and when you are about to blow, grab his/her hair so he/she can’t get away and blow all over your partner whilst screaming like a chimpanzee, optional actions are donkey punching or grabbing a stick and knocking your partner out

My partner was misbehaving today so I issued a caveman shower to assert my dominance

caveman shower by Kyomado June 28, 2022

Caveman Caveman 

Cavemen from 62000 BCE. Some still roam the planet to this day.

The Ethnohistorical Museum exhibits exiguous bits and pieces of Caveman Caveman remains and acts as the cynosure to many visitors.

Caveman Caveman by Magnetoencephalographies October 20, 2022

Caveman Style

The term used when one (male) spits on one’s hand and furiously masturbates until they jizz on themselves and instead of washing it off, leaves the spit and nut mixture to dry on their hand.

I saw Jerald going caveman style in the bathroom yesterday and then shake jamal’s hand.

Caveman Style by Spaceboihenreh December 23, 2023

Caveman club 

A long Hairy clit that was once a man but now a women

I was surprised to find It had a caveman club between her legs instead of just a vagina

Caveman club by Hay girl 82 December 25, 2023

caveman connection 

Its when you have a shitty internet connection.

Derived from parking outside of mcdonalds to use their wifi to game

Dates back to a term people in PSU demo xbox 360

Oh, Ethan keeps lagging out of our server
He must have a caveman connection

caveman connection by anonymous July 29, 2024

Go Caveman 

The action of taking a crap, shit or piss in a place where there are no proper facilities, such as a toilet or tissue paper. It is usually urgent, when there is no time to seek out better accomodations. Sometimes it is uncontrollable, which makes for a better story to your friends at cocktail parties.

1) I made a mistake of eating a box of prunes before I went Mountain Biking. I had to "go caveman" in the woods with leaves and bark.

2) Man did we drink too much last night after work! I had to "go caveman" in the subway.

3) There was no paper in the outhouse; I had to Go Caveman and wipe my ass with my underpants and left them in the garbage can.

Go Caveman by TheFlashSimiValley April 5, 2016