Catch-420

A stoner conundrum. Also known as a cannanundrum.

Examples of catch-420s:

When you're too sober, but you can't smoke the last of your weed because if you do you'll be too high to drive to the weed store.

When your buddy shows up to smoke you out but you're already so high it's like coals to Newcastle.

When you know there's a special at the Old Country Buffet but you're too high to remember where it is.
"Oh, man... I know the Old Country Buffet is around here somewhere, but I don't know where and I left my phone at home... this is a catch-420! How the hell are we ever gonna find it?"
by Onomatopoesis June 7, 2019
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bug catching

A fetish involving the act of collecting as many STD/STI's as possible.
That sick fuck Patrick is bug catching. He hired the dirtiest prostitutes to sleep with in order to rack up the sickest collection of STI's.
by PantherGus August 24, 2016
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catch a brick

Taking a loss in any manner or fasion or finding yourself in a disadvantages situation.
You got any idea what youre gonna do if the deal falls through? You dont wanna catch a brick.
by innuendo December 1, 2015
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catching tags

The act of putting up a series of quickly executed tags in a public area. Usually of similar style.
"Yo, last night i musta caught 30 tags on the same street!"
"I was catchin' tags and this crazy guy chased me down the block."
by Rusto April 3, 2004
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Catch Out

1. To get a ride out of town on a freight train.

2. To successfully attain a ride for hitchhiking purposes.
Dirty Kid: Let's jut kick it, right?

Crusty Kid: No way! I'm going to sleep. I gotta catch out in the morning.

Andrew Hippie: How are you getting to Portland?

Kung Fu Kitty: I'm headed down to the 5 right now to catch out!
by bobross January 17, 2013
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catch a cruise

To enter into a relationship with someone with the sole intent of sexual gratification and then proceed to end the relationship afterwards.
A: You actually like her, man?

B: Not really, I just wanna catch a cruise
by IC Torres December 27, 2013
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catching Zs

Sleeping, and not in the sexy way; Falling asleep.
"Man, I was so tired last night, I was catching Zs in no time!"

"You could sure tell he was catching Zs, I could hear him snoring all the way down the hall."
by Codie Renee August 4, 2008
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