by Jonny Frosty November 1, 2013
Get the Carlton Fresh mug.Carlton County is probably the most stereotypical redneck county ever in between the Twin Cities and Duluth. If you're family is originally from here, you'll find that you're first kiss was probably your 3rd cousin. And if you go ice fishing, you'll find anybody fucking there bitch on a snowmobile or rockin it in a fish house. And if you drive a rusty piece of shit that's probably illegal to drive. Don't worry about the 5-0. But if you drive and kind of lifted truck with some loud pipes, oh boy you're fucked. Carlton County- Come here for a fucked up new life, but can't leave cause of the bomb ass weed. Enjoy your stay!
Redneck 1: Hey bro did you see that hot bitch in carlton county?
Redneck 2: yeah dude, I heard she's a huge truck slut, plus she's probably my 2nd cousin.
Redneck 2: yeah dude, I heard she's a huge truck slut, plus she's probably my 2nd cousin.
by Catfishbilly218 June 22, 2016
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A short stumpy black stereotype that get made fun of but cares about his friend. Although his friends will stand up for him when the time I nessecary. Carlton will bitch out when you need him most but can pull through in the end. Although he may get cut often from sports teams he still perseveres and never gives up.
by Theking406 March 16, 2019
Get the Carlton mug.(Race) A subspecies of humans that came to earth 400,000 years ago in search of Colby Jack Cheese.
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In year -7012 Earth was just beginning. While the events of the bible had long passed there was a rift in time between BC and AD. Thus the negative years. In this time humanity excelled in everything imaginable because of one particular event. In the year -7012 a craft landed outside of jurgenflöurgen, modern day Sweden, was reported. The ancient texts are written in crayon, and scientists are still trying to uncover the whole story. They spoke of sentient beings from the planet Carl, and they were dubbed the "Carltonians". They came in search of Colby Jack Cheese, which was given to them. As we had established better communication with the Carltonians, trade was performed. With their help humanity thrived until the floods from the bible killed everyone (the carltonians did not know how to swim), thus forcing their people on Earth to leave/ die. Now in modern day 2020 we can still see some of their great inventions. The Swiss Army Knife, Potato Chips, and spoons.
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In year -7012 Earth was just beginning. While the events of the bible had long passed there was a rift in time between BC and AD. Thus the negative years. In this time humanity excelled in everything imaginable because of one particular event. In the year -7012 a craft landed outside of jurgenflöurgen, modern day Sweden, was reported. The ancient texts are written in crayon, and scientists are still trying to uncover the whole story. They spoke of sentient beings from the planet Carl, and they were dubbed the "Carltonians". They came in search of Colby Jack Cheese, which was given to them. As we had established better communication with the Carltonians, trade was performed. With their help humanity thrived until the floods from the bible killed everyone (the carltonians did not know how to swim), thus forcing their people on Earth to leave/ die. Now in modern day 2020 we can still see some of their great inventions. The Swiss Army Knife, Potato Chips, and spoons.
Pertucia- "Well Mike, what'd you learn about in school today?"
Mike - " I learned about these really cool people from another planet called Carltonians."
Pertucia - "I remember learning about them in school too honey!"
Mike - " I learned about these really cool people from another planet called Carltonians."
Pertucia - "I remember learning about them in school too honey!"
by Imakewordsnthings March 10, 2020
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by BladeCar November 13, 2020
Get the Carlton mug.Carlton Yute academy, often referred to as CYA, is basically hogwarts but for young trappers. Students there will partake in such courses as ‘ making opp boy do ten toes’, ‘ lingo’, ‘ running the streets’, and many more ‘cheeky’ activities. CYA often partakes in school trips visiting notorious venues such as Stokesley Trap house, Carlton cotton picking factory and St Augustines Anglican Church.
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