To make a stabbing motion towards your chest, directly over your heart. Named so, because it looks as though you are jerking off your heart's imaginary penis.
"I just finished watching Norbit and the Adventure of Pluto Nash, I want to kill myself." (Then proceeds with cardiomasterbation)
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Grandmother (to grandchild): Little one go find yourself a Cardoso.
Grandchild (to grandmother): Why must I
Grandmother: It's you're destiny...
(Grandmother dies)
Grandchild (to grandmother): Why must I
Grandmother: It's you're destiny...
(Grandmother dies)
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It all started off as casual sex with the neighbor, but the next thing we knew it turned into a cardiorgasm.
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How did Chris get so fast? He has that Compton cardio from being chased by the cops after doing all that stupid sh!t with Danny.
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