te calmas o te calmo

Scariest words ever.

te calmas o te calmo

by MoMo Bitchslap November 27, 2022

calorie coma

When you eat so much that you descend in a state of lethargy so smothering that you you are too tired to even change channels with the remote

I'll be here on the couch, I just had two triple cheeseburgers, I'm in a calorie coma

by Fatburgerwithcheese January 19, 2011

calcomania

recurrent urge to steal calculators that you generally do not really need

Sally has a real case of calcomania. She even took a calculator from Algebra class today.

by 7oaks September 22, 2016

calob

A man with a large penis

"Wow, look at that calob over there!"

by Wakeboarder March 18, 2009

facebook callout

when people call out sick (who really aren't). and post their fake symptoms on facebook to get sympathy.

Mary posted a facebook callout on Superbowl Sunday, but we all knew she wasn't sick

by Mully19 January 24, 2011

Cab Calloway School of the Arts

A bohemain, mainly liberal arts school in Wilmington, Delaware dedicated towards providing both a good academic and artistic education. Best edu you will ever get! Worst food you will ever eat. Don't even think about the cafeteria food. Ever!

I never touched the nacho supreme at Cab Calloway School of the Arts.

or

I spent the best three years of my life at Cab Calloway School of the Arts.

by BreakfastClub85 August 24, 2009

Wankers' Callous

'Wankers' Callous' is loosely defined by the New England Journal of Wankology as "any light abrasion to the shaft of the penis due to either excessive or angry wanking". Whilst cases of Wankers' Callous are historically rare, when it occurs the event can be overwhelming as a short hiatus from masturbation is mandatory.

Doctor: Timmy, I'm afraid you've developed Wankers' Callous. You'll need to lay off the angry wanking; you've wanked your foreskin raw.

Hitler: Doctor Goldman just informed me that mein wankers' callous will not heal until I stop beating mein mutterzerkleinerungsmaschine. All the Jews must pay for this diagnosis.

Timmy: Doctor, your diagnosis made me so angry that I angry wanked my foreskin straight off my penis. It flew out of my hand and down my mother's throat. She died from asphyxiation.

by BGH122 May 21, 2010