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Calvin

"calvin is a nerdneck."
by NerdNeck_2001 September 24, 2020
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Calvin is a calvina nice but very strict person who always wants to be knowledgeable

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Calvin is so dumb and knows noothing in his life
by Allamn December 5, 2020
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Calvin is the moon. He is poetic, has a dark sense of humor and is funny. When he falls for a girl he falls hard. It’s as if he bares his heart and gives her all his love. He is emotionally vulnerable but doesn’t want to show it. Next time you see your Calvin, give him a hug. Love him. Also they tend to be amazing in guitar (electric)
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Girl: hey Calvin what’s up?
Calvin: you are the sun and the moon, you are my everything. I like you!
Girl: me too
by Hehe!!!! April 16, 2021
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He's so fucking bad at everything including aiming with his penis to pee
by UpcomerBunny May 29, 2021
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Someone who runs really fast but bikes super slow(slow = usain bolt). Tromboner. Anyone would be lucky to date him! Makes you feel like there’s no one else in the entire world but you two. He will even try to play piano pieces with you even though you suck. Calvin is the type to suddenly become amazing at tennis in 10 min. Any flaws? Nope. Zodiac sign? Compatible with yours. Always cherish the moments you get to spend with Calvin.
Calvin, you’re a great driver, thank you for not getting in a car crash while I’m in the car!!
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"Omg look at Calvin, he's always so baked and loves saying baked as well in AGDS."
by bakedcalvin August 10, 2021
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