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Calm your tits

"Calm your tits, I didn't steal your snickers! "
by Suburbanz71 February 24, 2018
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Calm Thyself

A phrase created by the Youtuber/Twitch streamer, TerryTV. It is generally used towards someone who is acting a little crazy, over the top, extra, or simply just really hyper. Basically telling someone to calm down. Can be used in other situations where one should "chill out". It's used in a playful way.
Person 1: Omg I think my neighbor is stalking me.
Person 2: Calm thyself, he's just saying hello.

Person 1: I think my teacher saw me cheating on my test!

Person 2: Calm thyself, he was looking at his computer the whole time.

Person 1: I am so hot
Person 2: *laughs* calm thyself
by LetsWatchTheRain August 3, 2020
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calm your balls

the act of calming down. it is usually said to a person who got angry very quickly over a small in important thing. it is most commonly used in places like san diego, ca or other fucking badass cities like san diego. similar to chill, relax, calm down. it is a way cooler way of saying chill your nuts kid.
-wft dude u just hit my car!
-calm your balls, i barely scratched it.
by hurkhurk February 7, 2010
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Keep Calm and Chive On

Keep Calm and Chive On originated from the English slogan "Keep Calm and Carry On" used to boost morale before the start of WWII. In modern times, it has been used to promote companies, firearms freedoms and various internet memes.
by WhereTheWildThingsGrow November 25, 2013
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calm down god damn

i what is said to people who don't even have to calm down,
which is what makes it so funny to see the looks on their faces
Joe: "Nice shot Fred!"
Fred: " " Calm down god damn"
Fred: " Shut the fuck up!"
by THe Artist of Weird Songs October 4, 2009
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Calm a llama down

asking somebody to calm down during their moment of hysteria. Aimed towards someone who is getting upset over a minor issue.
Jont'e: Play chess with me.
Me: I will, but my screen in frozen. Give me two minutes.

Jont'e: No, I won't give you two minutes.

Me: Calm a llama down, I'll be right with you!
by ms.thugnificent May 14, 2010
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