by Hxmfnend December 08, 2021
Caine Trejo...he's truly an amazing kind and caring friend. He's incredibly smart and doesn't see what the people around him see. He has this kind of smile where his eyes light up and when that happens you get a warmth inside. His happiness is contagious and his laugh is precious. He's an introvert, yet he's still the kind of person to stand out in a crowd. He's the only person who can make you calm down just by being there and talking to you. His sense of humor is ~immaculate~. If you're going through some anxiety, his voice, words, or holding his hand just for a second, it all calms you down. Sometimes you think he's the only level headed, down to earth person in the classroom. He's someone you feel lucky to know, and his hugs are SUPER comforting. He's a guy who really does deserve nothing but happiness in life.
Person 1: Did you hear about Caine Trejo and how it's his birthday this Sunday?
Person 2: Yeah, he's fifteen. He's old asf
Person 2: Yeah, he's fifteen. He's old asf
by Korea<3 March 11, 2022
What his parents apparently did an abysmal job of, if he grew up to be the murderer of his own brother Abel!
Juvenile delinquency may not currently be at an all-time high, but there are still multitudes of offenders --- lots of irresponsible parents still "raising Cains" out there!
by QuacksO January 08, 2023
A sexual act where the man dons a fedora, throws a pizza over the woman's ass, and proceeds to ass-fuck her through the pizza while yelling "Who's your godfather?" repeatedly.
by Sebastian Fairtel November 01, 2011
by Realguycool20 April 14, 2020
When someone makes a rhetorical and redundant statement about a situation to seem humorous and intelligent. Instead of coming off as such, it usually reduces the intellect of the person making the statement. This is often, and efficiently done by the semi-retarded and socially inept character Horatio Caine on CSI Miami. The usual result is that the person hearing this will roll their eyes, sigh, and change the channel. Also referred to as Tautology.
Suspect #1 - " I swear I didn't touch her!"
H. Caine - "You don't have to touch someone to shoot them."
Suspect #2 - "Shit, dude... you just got Cained!!"
H. Caine - "You don't have to touch someone to shoot them."
Suspect #2 - "Shit, dude... you just got Cained!!"
by the Den of Iniquity May 11, 2010
A hickey or love-bite. Named after the biblical mark placed on Cain after he killed his brother... 'cause when you've got it, everyone knows what went down last night.
"Dude, did Jack screw that chick he was with last night?"
"I dunno, but you saw the Mark of Cain he's been flaunting."
"Hey, I'm digging the Mark of Cain."
"Yeah. I think my gf's a vampire, actually."
"I dunno, but you saw the Mark of Cain he's been flaunting."
"Hey, I'm digging the Mark of Cain."
"Yeah. I think my gf's a vampire, actually."
by Actaeus November 02, 2009