Alexandru Cumpănasu

Our God,with the biggest dick in the world,the best fucker

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by Karmanigger69 March 2, 2021

cumpanion

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpadre (from 'compadre'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy, circle jerkers

Bill and Ted aren't an item; they're just cumpanions

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 29, 2007

Cumpkin

To push a joke so far that it stops being funny, only to continue pushing it so that eventually becomes funny again. Functions as both a noun and a verb.

Richard: Why do you suppose that Peter Kay keeps repeating the same material on his live DVDs? It's as though he's incapable of writing fresh material, but such a thing cannot be!

Emma: Perhaps he's attempting to cultivate a cumpkin.

by Darth Voorhees December 9, 2009

cumpadre

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 29, 2007

Cumputer

A computer you only use to look up porn

Guy 1: Hey man, why is this keyboard so sticky?

Guy 2: Oh, thats because its my cumputer

by Rofflez March 28, 2009

Cumpet

A living being that was produced by sperm.

We were cum once in our life and we're trained like just like pets

I am a cumpet.
You are a cumpet.
A baby is just a cumpet.

by JEHEUEJSJEH December 2, 2019

Cumplastered

Shot with Cum, or Semen.

I cumplastered your mom last night.

by MarcoShitII August 26, 2008