Criss

The combination of crap and piss.

Dude, i just took a HUGE criss!

by CrissMaster March 10, 2020

McKinsey Criss

The most wonderful and amazing and slay person you’ll ever meet.

Did you see McKinsey Criss just now? She is so wonderful and amazing and slay!

by NolandoFlordide September 20, 2022

criss noah.

1. most amazing guy you'll ever meet. he'll make you smile like crazy, and squeel no matter where you are.

2. someone that you'll easily fall in love with.

3. kaitlyn's lover<3

i would take a bullet in a heart beat for criss noah.

im very much so in love with criss noah.

i cant stop thinking about him, criss noah's my superman.

by iloveyoubabyy** May 6, 2009

Criss-Cross Chocolate Sauce

When a guy and a girl simultaneously take a dump together while having the sex. The guy sits like normal and the girl straddles him facing the other way. They then begin coitus while also shitting. The girl tries to shit between the man's legs but isn't always successful. This is usually preceded by a blumpkin.

Susan and I had both just eaten a spicy meal which caused us to have to shit, but we were feeling frisky, so we decided to perform the criss-cross chocolate sauce.

by JoeShmo1993 December 17, 2017