Coffee creamed

A white male having sex with a black female.
Term comes from how coffee changes colors from black to a lighter shade of brown from a creamer

We've seen coal burners but never see the coffee creamed in public

by Jerryboiz December 3, 2019

get creamed

1. A subtle “fuck you” to whoever keeps removing the name on the group chat, or to anyone in general.

2. The best thing you could possibly yell when smashing a banana-cream pie into someone’s face

“Get creamed bitch!”
“DUDE WHAT THE FU-oh wow this is some damned good pie.”

by Where Is My Air Guitar September 16, 2019

Muffled and creamed

when you find someone sleeping, at home, at a bus stop or even at school, and you have duct tape and cream cheese. You duct tape their mouth shut while keeping their nose open so they wont wake up and put cream cheese all over their face so it looks like they just gave someone a blowjob.

kid at school: "dude lets give him a Muffled and creamed prank! It'll be so funny."

2nd kid at school: "Yeah, I've got some duct tape."

kid at school: "I have a blueberry bagel for lunch and my mom got me some cream cheese to go with it! Lets use it on him!"

by Mityxm April 6, 2011

ass creamed

have u gotten ur ass kick eva, well u got ur ass creamed ./ Some thing so gay so dumb it is funny

why dont you just call the game ass cream

by pollin July 31, 2003

Double Creamed

When two guys deposit their load straight after one another

We double creamed that hoe last night

by Dave_Das September 18, 2017

Hate Creamed

When the homophobic bully in high school beats you and calls you slurs in front of his friends but then barebacks you in the public bathroom stall

Jeremy, the football captain Hate Creamed me after that really tough game.

by sloppydadbitties September 17, 2021

strawberries and creamed

It's when you are fucking a girl doggy style and right before you cum you reach around and sucker punch her in the mouth and then cum on her busted lips

(Strawberries and creamed)

by Sneedy March 8, 2014