cupcake crayons

the end product of when you take all the little bits of crayon that no one uses and melting them in the oven using a cupcake tin.

crazy teen: can we make cupcake crayons?

normal teen: uhmmmm why???

crazy: i ated the good crayons..... ^.^

by dinosaurismymiddlename November 10, 2009

crayon-ass

A person with a crayon for an ass, or, a person who has surgically or naturally attached a crayon to their ass.

Hey crayon-ass! come draw me an effing picture!

by Richard Baxter March 26, 2009

crayon loaf

taking a shit that uses half a roll of toilet paper wiping. In effect writing with a crayon

just took a big crayon loaf and no theres no tp

by j laban m January 16, 2008

Pennsylvanian Crayon

n: when a person shits on your dick during anal and you then use your shit covered dick to draw them a picture on paper to take home

Jay: Hey Bill, I just figured out the secret to doing the perfect Pennsylvanian Crayon.

Bill: Oh yeah, what is it?

Jay: Use Cardstock! It doesn’t flop around very much.

by ThaddDad69 November 30, 2019

Purple Crayon

Someone who is very attractive, but not smart....mostly lacking in "street smarts".
-Very beautiful but not too bright.

Bruce: I'm from Australia.
Becky: Oh that's sooo cool. I love Arnold Schwarzenegger!
John: You'll hafta excuse her. She's a purple crayon. Very beautiful but not too bright.

by Raixor June 5, 2018

White crayon

A person who on the outside looks utterly useless, but is the sharpest in the box, and is too advanced for the children they were made for. Often overlooked by the world, never used to our full potential, odd man out, last to be picked, alone in the world so we think, but take off the rose colored glasses and you will see you are not alone, there are others like us!

1: Who's that bit over there?

2: She's a white crayon, leave her be
Me: *whispers* at least I was noticed

by Clili August 28, 2016

blue crayon

the blue crayon is typically the most used crayon in a box... therefore a person who is a blue crayon is used...a lot...and well, basically it's just a nice phrase for slut.

Dude, that chick is such a blue crayon. Everyone uses her.

by jatri August 20, 2011