Counter Cocked

You (a man) take off your pants to show off your goods. She responds by showing hers. Uh-oh. Looks like she's not a she at all, and it's bigger than yours. Guess what? You just got counter cocked.

Jimmy knew he was about to have a long night when she lifted her skirt and counter cocked him by a multiple of three.

by Mo_Shift_Fo October 16, 2016

counter doxxing

When you dox someone who dox you or your friends

Person1: Man do I hate counter doxxing

Person2: Then don’t dox any one

by Jumping pluto January 20, 2021

Counter-Dibs

The act of reversing a previous "dibs".

John: "Dibs on that piece of pizza"
Emily: "What? No! Counter-Dibs!"

by GoodLuckHaveBatman March 30, 2011

counter-rage

Raging in order to prevent a drunk from raging and harming other people or property.

James was about to tear the whole fucking house down, but Marty counter-raged and stopped him.

by Curt N. April 15, 2008

Down Counter

A degenerate computer engineer who uses inferior methods in loop counting.

Man that guy is such a down counter! He starts every loop at the top value.

by timreth May 05, 2023

Counter Snake

When your homie attempts to have intercourse with a women you then come from behind and have intercourse with him.

Jeff countered snaked me when I was Jennifer!
Stop yelling before I counter snake you.

by HAPL April 03, 2022

hopping counters

To engage in sexual intercourse; sexual union between humans involving genital contact; the act of hopping over a counter, skipping foreplay, to immediately begin a sexual act.

I was tired of getting mixed signals from the guy who was eyeing me at the office, so I finally went over to him and and we began hopping counters. It was really intense.

by seabear69 October 16, 2011