"Wanna hear a conspiracy theory Jemby(I can't think of a good name) believes?"
"What does he believe?"
"He believes that rich people are putting toxins into the air."
"What the fu-"
"What does he believe?"
"He believes that rich people are putting toxins into the air."
"What the fu-"
by Meme Ghost October 07, 2021
Another way of saying dumbass, this guy loves to think that just a post made by some conman is somehow the truth behind the "Super secret government establishment".
John Connor: HAVE YOU HEARD THE TRUTH BEHIND THE COVID VACCINE? IT ALTERS OUR DNA!
Sensible person:That is typical Conspiracy theorist bullshit. DNA is not the same as RNA you fucking retard.
Sensible person:That is typical Conspiracy theorist bullshit. DNA is not the same as RNA you fucking retard.
by Imposter Gaming 3.0 February 01, 2021
A person who believes conspiracies, such as Ke$ha predicting the Sandy Hook shooting, the staged moon landing, etc. This person is often mentally unstable.
by mahbutttt February 26, 2013
#1: "Obama's dog is kinda cute."
#2: "Obama's dog is behind 9/11... I saw a video on it."
#1: "That sounds impossible."
#2: "NO! YOU'RE JUST CLOSED MINDED!"
#1: "You're a conspiracy theorist, aren't you?"
#2: "PFHT! THAT'S THE GOVERNMENTS WORDS TO MAKE US SOUND CRAZY! WE'RE LOGICAL AND OPEN-MINDED PEOPLE! SHUT UP! YOU'RE SO EMOTIONAL!"
#1: "...Kay."
#2: "Obama's dog is behind 9/11... I saw a video on it."
#1: "That sounds impossible."
#2: "NO! YOU'RE JUST CLOSED MINDED!"
#1: "You're a conspiracy theorist, aren't you?"
#2: "PFHT! THAT'S THE GOVERNMENTS WORDS TO MAKE US SOUND CRAZY! WE'RE LOGICAL AND OPEN-MINDED PEOPLE! SHUT UP! YOU'RE SO EMOTIONAL!"
#1: "...Kay."
by BobJonesMackleMoore December 06, 2013
by xohmymymyx May 30, 2010
by HarryLouisstylestomlinson December 28, 2020
Dude, we had such a crazy party. Now we have to get rid of all the champagne bottles. Shit, we're going to have to go to Fritz. It's a conspiracy, by Fritz! The Fritz Conspiracy again!
by bohnenblust_dude June 26, 2020