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Commit Starfall

Suicide.
Source: In the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV a new system was introduced in patch 7.25 in which players can assign actions to their current jobs from phantom jobs in a special zone. One of these actions is called "Predict" for Phantom Oracle, that allows to execute a variety of actions depending of the current prediction, one such action is Starfall which deals over 300k damage to enemies while also causing 90% of max health damage to the user. This action usually kills the user if they're actively receiving damage, hence the killing oneself connection, as using it without shields or damage mitigation is likely to be a suicidal move.

Alternative use: Commit False Prediction. If the user does not activate any actions following the 4 cycled predictions from"Predict", a deadly debuff is applied to the user for 30 seconds, causing 50k damage per second (average max health is below 200k for tanks).
"I don't want to live anymore... I'M GOING TO COMMIT STARFALL!"
"You're so bad at this game, you should uninstall or commit Starfall."
by Langcaster June 14, 2025
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Go commit toaster bath

A deadly roblox insult known as a now dead meme around the normie world.

also, it comes in different flavors
|robloxian 1| hey dood

|robloxian 2| yeah?

|robloxian 1| ur mom gae lol

|robloxian 2| Go commit toaster bath you big gae

|robloxian 1 | *dies of deathpacito*

|robloxian 3| lol noob

|robloxian 4| he was my brother! now go commit deathpacito you big gae!

|robloxian 3| oh no *dies of ligma*
by The big Gæ boi December 15, 2018
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go commit not feeling so good

If you get hit by this, You can't do anything, but you'll disintegrate, the only way to stop this is by committing sewer side.
Thanos: Go commit not feeling so good
Spider man: Mr. Stark I don't feel so good
by Garbageeeee July 22, 2018
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go commit die

the worst thing you can possibly say to someone. this phrase can destroy someone and they will have no way of coming back
person 1: no one likes you ugly ass ni🅱️🅱️a
person 2: go commit die

person 1: shit
by Xx_ass_eater_69 August 12, 2018
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Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus

You - "Go commit die!"
Me - "Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus!"
You - ...
Me - "oof"
by oofwhy September 16, 2018
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YOLO Commit

When you run out of time and just don't care anymore, commit your code and be done with it
Man, master is broken because everyone keeps YOLO Committing.
by sparcloud October 20, 2013
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go commit not alive

a family-friendly version of kill your self
Popular in Roblox, and maybe pewdiepie
Player 1: Hey roblox_fan_96 GO COMMIT NOT ALIVE
Player2: not
by Slinky8 August 1, 2018
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