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Comment Vomit

1. When one person excessively comments on any social networking site, which creates an annoying amount of notifications that you do not care about.

ie. Facebook status's or photos

2. When friends have conversations on a social networking site photo or status, also creating a cluster fuck of notifications not involving you. Often happens when you simply "like" something or leave one comment.
Dude, I was tagged in a photo from that party last night, and had 84 notifications because that blonde bitch that I was hitting on comment vomited all over it.

My friends comment vomited all over Joey's status. 172 notifications later I regret "liking" it.
by AMchickentitsPU December 12, 2009
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commentariat

A collective term referring to news analysts and commentators.
The war on terror is consistently referred to as the single most divisive political issue by the commentariat.
by Bowtie42 August 26, 2007
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Comment Talk

To carry out a conversation via a myspace comment; Usually while already talking to that same person on AIM.
Dude, i was comment talking with megan last, and she said she'd totally do me, and that was at the same time we were instant messaging!
by zac archer January 19, 2009
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No comment

The thing you say when you have something to hide and don't know what else to say
"Daddy, are you cheating on Mommy?
"Uhm, No comment."
by D-Monkey May 24, 2018
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Commander Cool

A.K.A. "The Robbie"

He's like Batman and Superman but better. Pretty much the greatest guy to walk the Earth.

In fact, he's the coolest guy ever! If someone refers to you as "cool" just know that Commander Cool is commanding that cool that you have gotten. Also, he's the greatest. Again. He's nice, handsome, and awesome.

He shares "Coolest guy ever" rights with Miles Davis

Don't worry, if you try your hardest, you can be cool too. It's as easy as getting high. Which is as easy as being yourself.
That Commander Cool Guy is the greatest!

Gerow is the farthest thing from Commander Cool as physically possible.
by Kramerica May 9, 2005
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Comment Stalker

One Who peruses other people's comments on facebook or MySpace.
Tony became a Comment Stalker when he read through Maggie's wall comments because he didn't believe we were still in touch.
by T. T. A. T. February 7, 2009
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comment sniping

the act of thanking someone who uploads content on the internet by leaving abusive comments, complaining that the content isn't presented in the way you'd like it to be presented.
Idiot: "Hey DICKHEAD, your upload SUCKS! You didn't even put a tag for white.cotton.panties.with.purple.hearts.on.the.front.but.not.on.the.back on it. People like you should be handed in to the NSA and SHOT at dawn!"

Uploader: (reports idiot for comment sniping)

Idiot: (can't reply because his ass got banned).
by Sheeppuppy October 13, 2013
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