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Cog Haircut

The haircut of a person who has been influenced by their superiors at their place of work to only have the most basic of all haircuts. This is because they act as a cog in the machine and all that matters is their labor, not their personality. Children who go to schools with a strict dress code may also have Cog Haircuts.
Friend 2: Ayo your homie’s hair looks like ass.
Friend 1: Yeah his boss only lets him have that Cog Haircut.
by stalepork6 May 28, 2021
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Cog

A pivoting cock rotating specifically counter clock wise on a Wednesday afternoon at exactly 1:05 pm
Leo:”Your cog is so hot

River:”Oh I know
by SIGuyTheFlyGuy February 2, 2022
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Cog

Noun; A door that aligns with other mechanisms, usually metal, to aid energy transfer of an engineered process.
Malek took the cog from the toolbox and placed it in the machine
by Professionaldictionary June 2, 2024
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Cog Sucker

A person who prefers yellow cameras and inferior machine vision products. A person who often uses the phrase "do you know who I am" or "Do you know who I work for?" Cog Suckers are a tight knit group who's membership bounds are impenetrable.
Hey have you talked to Matthew recently?

Matthew? you mean that cog sucker?

You know what, I am tired of those cog suckers walking around with their big nose in the air.
by Ray Pinhose March 17, 2011
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cog slot

A really cruel insult created by Dan Avidan of Game Grumps.
Dan: "You fucking cog slot!"
by Fort J-5 November 13, 2023
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COG

I can’t send nudes because I’m a COG.
by Daddy’s Girl69 May 6, 2020
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COG

HA HA THATS RIGHT DIPSHIT IM ON URBAN Dictionary
have you guys seen COG hes kinda seggsy ngl
by COGGER March 5, 2021
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