squat cobbler 

When a man sits in a pie, and wiggles around in it.

Other terms for it are "Full Moon Moon Pie", "Boston Creme Splat", and "Dutch Apple Ass".

"Daniel would make these... well, "fetish videos" for his friend, nothing illegal mind you."
"And what would he do in them?"
"Y'know... squat cobbler. What, you mean to tell me that you're a cop, and you don't know what squat cobbler is?"

squat cobbler by N1nDr0id August 21, 2016

Squat cobbler 

A type of fetish, usually recorded on video, where in a person sits in a pie and wiggles around in it for another person's pleasure. A common derivative of the squat cobbler is the crybaby squat, which involves crying when squatting the cobbler.

Aka Hoboken squat cobbler, full moon moon-pie, Boston cream splat, Simple Simon the ass man and Dutch Apple ass.

Jimmy: He wasn't a drug dealer; he was just making squat cobbler videos.

Squat cobbler by Rainbowbandit July 15, 2016

ham cobbler

when you make up a type of baked good that coincidentally sounds like a sex thing

What should I bake next? A ham cobbler!

ham cobbler by S-money and Kezzurp April 20, 2018

J Cobbler 

J’s Tasty Vagene

Person 1: have you ever had J Cobbler?
Person 2: No.. but I hear it tastes like delicious peaches from my friend bam.
Person 1: damn... I want to have some of her cobbler now.

J Cobbler by Python3 October 28, 2019

Glizzy cobbler 

A cobbler made from glizzy.
The food of champions

I'm boutta devour a glizzy cobbler.

Glizzy cobbler by Glizz9000 October 20, 2022

Creamy Cobbler 

A person that gets a lot of enjoyment out of eating Seamon

Jones: Suzan is a Creamy Cobbler!

Creamy Cobbler by Disneylove7 April 22, 2023

checking the cobbler 

to drink or get drunk

Yo dawg u wanna go check the cobbler alittle; I'm checking the cobbler

checking the cobbler by who r u to be askin me that May 14, 2011