jack carpenter

handsome and cute and an anerexitic who plays smash bros and likes to smash his bros

i am jack carpenter and i love tyler stone and being gay for noah carey

by ya boiiiyaboiii September 24, 2019

carpenter donnie

A very sexy young twink that brings all the boys to the yard.

Carpenter Donnie is a sexy man.

by Donnie Carpenter October 15, 2019

nick carpenter

incest redneck hickelberry

nick carpenter gave his cousin a rim job last right omg

by emosarah May 16, 2018

The Carpenters clutch

Walking around all day with the handle of your hammer buried in your anus to the head of the hammer.

Why does Ed look confused and a little uncomfortable? Asked Andy

He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George

by Sparky503 March 29, 2017

Carpenters

This is the name of the fans of the beautiful multi-talented singer, actress, writer, dancer, model, producer Sabrina Carpenter.

Sabrina’s fans are called carpenters

by dontsuemesabs April 15, 2021

The Angry Carpenter

The Angry Carpenter - Tie your girlfriend to a workbench and proceed to use sandpaper upon her Vagina, once smooth feel free to have sex with the bloody remains

Poor mrs Jamison, she died from The Angry Carpenter.
she was such a good teacher. Damn sandpaper is rough.

by The Comic November 5, 2012

The Carpenter Effect

When a person or persons find themselves inexplicably drawn either a trilby, glasses a scarf or all of the above. This person will then want to molest everything that moves. A known symptom of the Carpenter effect also includes blaring classical music from hidden speakers around your body, some may also find themselves compelled to provide a 'tuneful' accompaniment. They will look a bit silly.

"Did you see Taylor Momsen the other day?"
"Yeah she was suffering from 'The Carpenter Effect'!"

by DuckmanThesecond August 18, 2013