Caltech

An institute with a grand total of three girls (one pregnant, one lesbian, and one three-year-old -- Dean's daughter). Students would like you to believe that they have something that the Massachusetts Institute of Technology MIT does not... and they are right! They have more circle-jerks to the latest issue of Hot Women of Science Monthly.

Person 1: I go to Caltech.
Person 2: I'm sorry, but I'm not gay... (Walks away)

Person 1: So, we were at Caltech, studying--- Wait, I think you've got something wrong with your chest.
Person 2: Ummm, I'm a girl.
Person 1: (Is confused) Guuu... uuhh... urrrl?

by Holding My Sausage Hostage December 9, 2008

Calstead

Any individual who migrates west from east coastal cities/towns to assimilate into hipster douchebag California culture.

Dayum, look at that there half-mexican boy wearin that skidoo patched polo, he a calstead.

by DutcHorse September 12, 2010

CALSS

Acronym for "cut a long story short." Notice the irony: It actually shortens the phrase used to shorten an otherwise long story.

Guy: So yeah, she and I were dating, but to CALSS, we broke up because she likes Justin Bieber.
Girl: Hmm, that makes sense. Wait, what's "CALSS"?
Guy: "cut a long story short."
Girl: OMG, that acronym is awesome in so many levels! Take me home with you!

by Boston_Guy January 3, 2012

Bouffe ma queue calisse de fag

Eat my cock you fucking faggot

Hey you.
Me?
Yeah you, Bouffe ma queue calisse de fag
Yummyy
(:

by NikoleIsHawt(: February 23, 2009

caltrop

A metal ball that has 4 spikes arranged like the corners of a tetrahedron. Used for slowing calvalry. (The spikes stab into the horses hooves) I almost looks like a playing jack.

Sam layed the caltrops accross the roads and all the horses who ran through the road couldn't run anymore.

by Switch_lordoftheferrets February 15, 2004

Houston Calls

A powerpop band from the kickass state of new jersey as in Lyndhurst, New Jersey. Currently signed to Drive-Thru Records. And one of my favorite bands of all time :D

* Thomas "Chitty" Keiger – vocals, guitar
* Jose Lopez — guitar, backup vocals
* Ryohei Richard "Okie" Okamoto – keyboards, backup vocals
* Jarrett Seltzer – bass
* Joshua Michael Grigsby – drums

Former members
* Tommie Clayton – drums
* Kenny Ryan – guitar

i commented houston calls on their myspace and they commented back!

by make.a.wish March 15, 2008

caltech

The best school in the country for the maths and sciences. Located in Pasadena, CA, it is better than MIT in nearly everything...even the weather.

MIT's been up to their labcoats in snow, but it's been sunny for the past hundred years here at Caltech.

by sciencenerd95 June 29, 2005