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An individual who chooses to do the absolute bare minimum at his/her place of employment + life in general. Classic example is a lazy and complacent government employee whose position is shielded from real accountability. Often an overweight smoker who possess a permanent pouty-face from an existence devoid of good health, self-respect, and life goals.
Buttpickers can be typically spotted feeding on zebra cakes and diet Mountain Dew from the nearest Shit-Dispenser, whilst scratching and sniffing their big nasty asses. They are often lumbering to and fro pretending to do work, chatting with the other buttpickers within its ecosystem. This species of humanoid is exponentially driving up the cost of healthcare, which is really fucking infuriating to us non-buttpickers.
Don't become a buttpicker, son. It's bad for ya and everyone will hate you.
Buttpickers can be typically spotted feeding on zebra cakes and diet Mountain Dew from the nearest Shit-Dispenser, whilst scratching and sniffing their big nasty asses. They are often lumbering to and fro pretending to do work, chatting with the other buttpickers within its ecosystem. This species of humanoid is exponentially driving up the cost of healthcare, which is really fucking infuriating to us non-buttpickers.
Don't become a buttpicker, son. It's bad for ya and everyone will hate you.
Ben: “Look, Dave. Another buttpicker is waddling towards the free Twinkies.”
Dave: “That lady just scatched her ass for like 15 seconds…fucking gross.”
Dave: “That lady just scatched her ass for like 15 seconds…fucking gross.”
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"When i did leapfrog buttfuck with him last night i slipped while leaping over him and the bedpost went up my ass!
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Get the mc buttfuck mug.An ink design disfiguring the lower back. Low self-esteem, a need to be noticed and alcohol are the basic requirements before one is applied. Commonly done by strippers, porn stars and women over 30 trying to relive their 20's. These tatoos, that come in a variety of shapes and designs, gives a man something entertaining to look at other than the back of her head while buttfucking. A constant reminder of how shitty ones life is. It is highly likely that the Jerry Springer Show is where you may find your 15 minutes of fame.
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